Yves Montand

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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2014-02-24
Died: 94 times (last time was 2023-12-08 03:25 at the hands of frest, killed by a punch)
Level: 34
Class: Explorer (outsider)
Primary Clan: THE MISFITS
Secondary Clan: The O'Neils
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24169
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24169

Description:

frest is a homer-sexual!

Helena Handbasket says You stay on that end of the bar, Yves. I haven't forgotten you.” (2023-12-04 23:29)

Helena, you haven't forgotten what I have in my britches!

isaac99764 carries 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 wild boar tusk necklace, 1 skull staff, 1 pair of batwing earrings, 2 parrot feather charms, 1 pith helmet, 1 monkey claw charm, 12 skulls, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet, 1 glowing crystal pendant, and a pink android phone full of pictures of naked fat guys.

You see the famous Yves Montand!

The French pin in the grenade that will blow Shartak Island to pieces.

Come visit The Hanged Misfit! How the champagne will flow.



Here is one of the few "springs of life" on the island.

Stuck in the ground is a makeshift sign. At the bottom is a ghastly jack o'lantern. The sign reads "Mister Lahey is a homosexual."

Swamp Thing -- Thanks for the heals, my izzle.


They carry 1 pith helmet, 1 pocket watch, 1 skull and 1 harpoon.

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Achievements:(13 total)
Guard dog Hunter - Bronze 2016 Alligator Smackdown April Fools Day 2017 Novice Healer 9 years old
Areas explored: 221 (6.1% of island)
HP Healed: 2179
Trading Points: 301
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 3996
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 194; last kill: zombified elephant
 Animals: 193
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 1
Natives killed: 21; last kill: Blowme Darts
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 7
 Wiksik: 5
 Rakmogak: 9
Outsiders killed: 27; last kill: Baron Munchhausen
 Derby: 17
 Durham: 2
 York: 4
 Shipwreck: 4
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
guard dog31
rat22
large stag19
large deer15
small deer14
monkey13
wild boar11
bat10
parrot10
elephant9
tiger7
Steward6
zombified guard dog6
alligator4
zombified large deer3
zombified small deer2
giant spider2
zombified werewolf2
turtle1
Trader Tom1
zombified parrot1
silverback1
zombified bat1
ferocious tiger1
zombified elephant1
zombified turtle1

Skills:

This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

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