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Home: York
Been on the island since 2021-12-31
Died: 177 times (last time was 2024-02-27 06:14 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a knife)
Level: 37
Class: Scientist (outsider)
Primary Clan: Cyclepathick
Secondary Clans: CAT ChAoTiC aNiMaL ToTeMs CAT and Trip The Light Fantastic


Through the Magic of Science, Same thing Really, a Shartak Legend has Returned in a New body. Still carrying the Essences of both Life and Death within him, and Yet Belonging to Neither anymore. The Spirit's Willing, for Peace, but the Animal knows better. Step up and be Judged. Cobalt's now Judgemental, he Judges and yet is Mental, Which and Whether depends on You!
Past!: A reincarnation of Cobalt Manticore, maybe a species of Stargoyle, but wielder of the Iron Bat arsenalia. He remembers the sermons of Thundertaker, but prefers the scientific findings of MeTaPh0rM and the late Professor Spooky.
Present = Since my last move/s: You hear Graagh whisper Who are you? State your business here. I protect the Pumpkin King. If you are here to do him harm, you must deal with me. ” (2023-06-05 04:11) He's vine fellow and I shall not cannibalize him.
Graagh says “Hmmm. You seem ok. Not a threat.” (2023-06-05 11:01) Indeed, thanks for your vigilance too.
An 800 Pound Gorilla has mentioned you in their profile. (2023-07-01 12:10) But I'm curious!
An 800 Pound Gorilla has removed you from their profile. (2023-07-02 12:49) And then disappointed.
A parrot squawks "Fly away, the little bummer of mine." (2023-07-05 13:31) Carrion my Wayward bird?
FlayII says “This is the second time I've stumbled upon you sleeping and wounded. You're on my kill list because you killed me once, but I already paid it back, so...” (2023-07-13 10:06) There are many of us here. We're around.
FlayII says “I also see that you're mainly killing cannibals, which I applaud, and I'd love to see you keep up the good work.” (2023-07-13 10:07) I kill killers, no matter the diet.
FlayII says “So, for now, I wish you godspeed and I'll remove this little red flag. We'll see how it goes.” (2023-07-13 10:08) When are you Flays gonna consolidate?
Flint attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die. (2023-07-17 17:35) Truce off then?
Flint collects the head of Cobalternate. (2023-07-17 17:35) Truce IS off then.
Flint carves something onto the wall. (2023-07-17 17:36) Okay buddy, you're a target then, just a Me bit less unsafer.
Cobalternate What truce. When did you ask for a truce? I just did not desire to kill you the last couple of times I stumbled across you hiding out in my village. So I didn't. Then I said nuff is nuff.. take your politicking elsewhere.. I was only encouraging you to take the Kingship, as you seem to be Raktam's only effective defender. We got ghost towns here. I see opportunities.
Flint has removed you from their profile. (2023-08-13 20:51) I'll accept that, I'll take it, that'll have to do.
The Mad Dwarf says “huh...” (2023-09-02 15:37) Heeh!
The Crawling Chaos regards you with cold unblinking eyes (2023-09-03 01:26) That was one cold close one.
The Crawling Chaos says “Y' mgep mg yar llll ymg'. Y' ymg' ephaiah'azanafl orr'e ehyeahog yah'or'nanah” (2023-09-03 01:27) Oh, where are my Hooked On Cthonics tapes...
Shroombaker kills the tiger with a machete. (2023-09-04 15:40) Thanks, yeah, bad kitty!
Shroombaker takes the paw of the tiger for a souvenir. (2023-09-04 15:41) It's not using it anymore.
Hurricane Irene says “Hello there. You the one putting up all the signposts?” (2023-09-04 16:57) No, but I do support their peaceful intentions.
Human Monster McGill says “I just killed that damn lying sack of shit Baron Munchhausen. His days of dropping falsehoods and canards are over.” (2023-09-30 14:31) Okay, it happens, canaries can be annoying.
Cobalternate starts acting very strangely. (2023-10-01 05:32) Any stranger than usual?
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say “I'm a fancy boy! I like men!!!” (2023-10-01 05:32) One of you just chose my side for me with this.
Baron Munchhausen kills Human Monster McGill with a pistol. (2023-10-01 12:27) It goes around.
Baron Munchhausen says “Revenge kill. I don't normally attack people but I'll make an exception for you. Troglodyte.” (2023-10-01 12:29) I just wanna know which one of ya just tried gaybombing me. Still lingering effects. Aptitude for fashion, preference for show tunes, appetite for fondue, yuck yuck yuck.
Santa says, "You've been somewhat good this year!" Somewhat? I've had to bad things to do good on this island. Appreciate that.
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! I don't have an orange so go and buy yourself something nice from your trader instead." I smell Leaky Bocks under that coconut pulp fake beard.
Santa gives you 40 gold coins and a healing herb. Whatever.
Tiger Claw pushes leaves aside to peer at the scene. (2023-12-25 18:01) Yeah, a little help here?
You hear Tiger Claw whisper “Intruder...” (2023-12-25 18:01) Who, Me, or the Zombified Werewolf?
Tiger Claw draws a machete and slowly advances. (2023-12-25 18:03) Good drawing, looks just like a machete, right down to the sap and rust.
Tiger Claw says “The Ancestors told me to skin you alive...” (2023-12-25 18:03) Okay, now I know you're out of it, The Ancestors know me by my Previous Soul Life.
Tiger Claw kills the zombified werewolf with a machete. (2023-12-25 18:04) Yeah, okay uh thanks, nextime Start with that.
Tiger Claw collects the head of Cobalternate. (2023-12-25 18:05) Be good to it, I'll be back for it in a bit.
Equinsu Ocha attacks you with a dagger for 2 damage. You die. (2024-01-10 01:12) By your Shikaka, there'll be a wreckoning, White Devil.
Lobster collects the head of Cobalternate. (2024-01-10 04:45) Whatever, they regrow, somehow.
Lobster says “nothing better than free head!” with a slight accent. (2024-01-10 04:46) Yeah, that's how that's done.
Future!: Roaming and charges, accidentally finding so many killers, researching The Pirate's Life, Raktam until it gets it, Swamp up on schooling supplies, Letting Durham know I'm on My way just to See how Their behavior does, and Now the Same with Derby, Returning to York to resume NecroTech duties for the yearly plague, tying up some Loose ends before taking the final raft 0ut.

What's my Movitations?: No, that's spelled right, why do I move it, not sure, it's OCD pushing buttons to go things meet places do people, died numerous times, killed almost as many, never going to "learn" but always willing to "teach", fer fuxake people it's a damn videogame, you're nobody in life AND in here. Btw I'm the good guy. Hyuk.

They carry 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 plain wooden cup, 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 pocket watch, 1 Club Palermo pint glass, 1 skull staff, 1 parrot feather charm, 1 monkey claw charm, 1 pith helmet, 1 ornate staff, 1 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet and 3 harpoons.

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Achievements:(14 total)
Parrot Hunter - Bronze Monkey Hunter - Bronze Large stag Hunter - Bronze Large deer Hunter - Bronze 2 years old
Areas explored: 2792 (77.0% of island)
HP Healed: 426
Trading Points: 170
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 60
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 29
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 11
Tracks Found: 57
Fires Started: 30
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 10
Items Found: 955
Jungle Chopped: 379
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 18
Signposts Smashed: 35
Treasures Found: 1 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 712; last kill: large stag
 Animals: 709
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 3
Natives killed: 9; last kill: Armless Tiger Man
 Raktam: 3
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 2
 Rakmogak: 4
Outsiders killed: 6; last kill: medved
 Derby: 3
 Durham: 1
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 2
NPC kills (detailed):
wild boar64
large stag58
large deer51
zombified monkey50
small deer37
zombified bat33
zombified parrot25
zombified large stag10
zombified wild boar9
zombified small deer7
zombified large deer7
guard dog4
zombified werewolf3
giant spider3
Easter Bunny2
zombified tiger2
zombified turtle1
Tamdal Tik1
zombified rhino1
zombified silverback1
zombified elephant1
zombified shargle1
Trader Dick1
Trader Sam1

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