L. Ron Hubbard

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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2018-09-21
Died: 36 times (last time was 2022-11-24 03:38 at the hands of Mister Lahey, killed by a spirit)
Level: 26
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Church of Scientology
Secondary Clan: The Four Clans of the Apocalypse
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=25910
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/25910


Mr. Eatsalot is an SP!!

Kukulcanipsaxoatl Snake God, Hail the snake god! Hail the snake god!

No McWeeby the pirate, I will not be yore boyfriend! I like babes. Margot Robbie for example. Also, I have standards! You big fat filthy animal!

McWeeby the pirate, I had you all wrong! You're obviously a manly man just like my own self! Welcome to my clan. Time to get clear. Time to own some fucktards!

You see Lafayette Ronald Hubbard! He's clear, and he's going to kill your ass!

Now as The Church of Scientology engulfs Shartak Island, or ரான ஹப்பார்ட் Island -- in Tamill -- which translates to L. Ron Hubbard Island -- I no longer have to trade on my charm & good looks to reach my goals. Which doesn't change the fact that I am a very sexy man. Now bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!

They carry 2 Heavy Swords, 27 safari jackets, a shargle beak neckless, and 48 ascots.


Yes my natives brothers, the white man speaks with forked tongue! Join me! I am a blood brother to your people! But cannibals .... control yourselves.

They carry 2 pocket watches and 1 harpoon.

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Achievements:(6 total)
Shargle Hunter - Bronze Kraken Slayer 4 years old
Areas explored: 41 (1.1% of island)
HP Healed: 952
Trading Points: 18
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 421
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 79; last kill: tiger
 Animals: 78
 Shamans: 1
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 19; last kill: Manapua Man
 Raktam: 6
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 4
 Rakmogak: 8
Outsiders killed: 30; last kill: Rum Drenched Sea Wolf
 Derby: 15
 Durham: 5
 York: 3
 Shipwreck: 7
NPC kills (detailed):
guard dog4
zombified shargle2
fully-grown giant squid1
large stag1

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