L. Ron Hubbard

Avatar for L. Ron Hubbard

Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2018-09-21
Died: 53 times (last time was 2024-03-24 15:47, killed by a shark attack)
Level: 28
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Church of Scientology
Secondary Clan: The Four Clans of the Apocalypse
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=25910
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/25910

Description:

JACK YOU HAVE GUTS OUT THE YING YANG!

Since your last move:
Armless Tiger Man attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2024-02-24 18:30)
Jack Torrance says Hubby! How are ya?” (2024-02-25 00:05)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 3 health. (2024-02-25 02:40)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-25 15:35)
Jack Torrance says “There's an elephant in here. Now would be a good time to wake up and move elsewhere. Like I'm about to do.” (2024-02-25 17:16)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-25 22:35)
Jack Torrance says “You're still here? Well... I'll try to chase the elephant away. No promises.” (2024-02-26 00:24)
Jack Torrance says “SHOO! SHOO! BEGONE!!!” (2024-02-26 00:25)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2024-02-26 00:25)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 01:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 05:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 06:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 11:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 18:35)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 21:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 22:35)
Jack Torrance kills the elephant with an axe. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)

MLC, you are a nature's nobleman! Now time to go own some fucktards!

Tik Tok says “Tax evader! Scientology is not a religion. Scintology is a pyramid scheme.” (2024-01-03 22:40)
Tik Tok chooses a sharpened machete and prepares to do battle with the fat one. (2024-01-03 22:41)

Fat?!!! Bitch, I'm big boned!~

Listen you Leah Remini in an Ironman suit, I'm not Fat! My clothier refers to me as 'a gentleman of size'! I'm powerfully built. Women find that sexy.

G, one day your SP butt is getting a Teegeeack beat-down! Hubbard style! Join my clan & gift me with some ascots & pith helmets and you may live. Maybe. Probably not.

Jack Torrance, Xenu says hey back. The tennis balls. He's a little obsessed with the tennis balls.

Hey Dick Deadeye and Mamma -- you're both dead. You need to work on your people skills!

(8/28/23)You whisper to GeneGeneTheDancingMachine, "Homeslice, I could out dance you on my WORST day."

L. Ron Hubbard begins to get down. GeneGeneTheDancingMachine begins to cry at the indescribable beauty of it. Gene cries, "OMG! My whole life has been a lie!"

Mr. Eatsalot is an SP!!

Kukulcanipsaxoatl Snake God, Hail the snake god! Hail the snake god!

No McWeeby the pirate, I will not be yore boyfriend! I like babes. Margot Robbie for example. Also, I have standards! You big fat filthy animal!

McWeeby the pirate, I had you all wrong! You're obviously a manly man just like my own self! Welcome to my clan. Time to get clear. Time to own some fucktards!

You see Lafayette Ronald Hubbard! He's clear, and he's going to kill your ass!

Now as The Church of Scientology engulfs Shartak Island, or ரான் ஹப்பார்ட் Island -- in Tamill -- which translates to L. Ron Hubbard Island -- I no longer have to trade on my charm & good looks to reach my goals. Which doesn't change the fact that I am a very sexy man. Now bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!

They carry 2 Heavy Swords, 27 safari jackets, a shargle beak neckless, and 48 ascots.

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Yes my natives brothers, the white man speaks with forked tongue! Join me! I am a blood brother to your people! But cannibals .... control yourselves.


They carry 1 pocket watch and 1 harpoon.

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Achievements:(7 total)
Shargle Hunter - Bronze Kraken Slayer 5 years old
Areas explored: 59 (1.6% of island)
HP Healed: 958
Trading Points: 34
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 1011
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 81; last kill: Kadmor
 Animals: 78
 Shamans: 3
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 24; last kill: Wendy Torrance
 Raktam: 6
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 4
 Rakmogak: 13
Outsiders killed: 43; last kill: Helena Handbasket
 Derby: 23
 Durham: 10
 York: 3
 Shipwreck: 7
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
shargle52
rat7
songbird6
guard dog4
zombified shargle2
tiger2
Kadmor2
Steward2
fully-grown giant squid1
silverback1
Balchig1
large stag1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2024-04-04.

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