L. Ron Hubbard

Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2018-09-21
Died: 39 times (last time was 2023-05-29 13:09 at the hands of The Crawling Chaos, killed by a spirit)
Level: 27
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Church of Scientology
Secondary Clan: The Four Clans of the Apocalypse
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=25910
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/25910

Description:

(2/28/23)You whisper to GeneGeneTheDancingMachine, "Homeslice, I could out dance you on my WORST day."

L. Ron Hubbard begins to get down. GeneGeneTheDancingMachine begins to cry at the indescribable beauty of it. Gene cries, "OMG! My whole life has been a lie!"

Mr. Eatsalot is an SP!!

Kukulcanipsaxoatl Snake God, Hail the snake god! Hail the snake god!

No McWeeby the pirate, I will not be yore boyfriend! I like babes. Margot Robbie for example. Also, I have standards! You big fat filthy animal!

McWeeby the pirate, I had you all wrong! You're obviously a manly man just like my own self! Welcome to my clan. Time to get clear. Time to own some fucktards!

You see Lafayette Ronald Hubbard! He's clear, and he's going to kill your ass!

Now as The Church of Scientology engulfs Shartak Island, or ரான� ஹப்பார்ட் Island -- in Tamill -- which translates to L. Ron Hubbard Island -- I no longer have to trade on my charm & good looks to reach my goals. Which doesn't change the fact that I am a very sexy man. Now bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!

They carry 2 Heavy Swords, 27 safari jackets, a shargle beak neckless, and 48 ascots.



Yes my natives brothers, the white man speaks with forked tongue! Join me! I am a blood brother to your people! But cannibals .... control yourselves.

They carry 2 pocket watches and 1 harpoon.

Achievements:(7 total) Areas explored: 10 (0.3% of island) HP Healed: 952 Trading Points: 28 Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman) Wailing Damage: 695 Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal) Mentioned in 0 profile This user does not have extended statistics enabled. NPC kills: 81; last kill: Kadmor  Animals: 78  Shamans: 3  Traders: 0 Natives killed: 20; last kill: Armless Tiger Man  Raktam: 6  Dalpok: 1  Wiksik: 4  Rakmogak: 9 Outsiders killed: 36; last kill: The Crawling Chaos  Derby: 16  Durham: 10  York: 3  Shipwreck: 7

NPC kills (detailed): Name Kills shargle 52 rat 7 songbird 6 guard dog 4 zombified shargle 2 tiger 2 Steward 2 Kadmor 2 fully-grown giant squid 1 silverback 1 Balchig 1 large stag 1

• Close quarter combat

  - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks

  • Advanced close quarter combat

    - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks

    • Balanced Stance

      - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.

• Body building

  - Increases melee damage

  • Stamina

    - Increases max HP by 20

• Ghostly whisper

  - Allows spirits to communicate

  • Haunting scream

    - Attract other spirits and scare the living

    • Shocking shriek

      - Scare nearby living players

      • Banshee wail

        - Frighten living players further away

      • Possession

        - Be able to possess the bodies of the living

        • Forceful possession

          - Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living

      • Haunting

        - Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.

• Exploration

  - Helps you remember some of the places you've been

  • Trekking

    - Faster movement through the jungle

  • Swimming

    - Faster movement through water

  • Survival - Firecraft

    - Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires

• Basic tracking

  - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people

  • Advanced tracking

    - You can track animals and people who were here recently

• Clan leadership

  - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one

• Sixth sense

  - Sense presence of and hear spirits

  • Psychic recognition

    - Lets you recognise active spirits

• Faith

  - Belief in the spirits of the ancestors increase charm effects.

• Native knowledge

  - Outsiders gain basic native knowledge

• Triage

  - Be able to tell who is most injured

  • First aid

    - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit

• Firearms training

  - Gain 20% on firearms attacks

  • Advanced firearms training

    - Gain another 20% on firearms attacks

This character has been idle since 2023-09-11.