TheDreadThespian burt reynolds

Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2014-03-02
Died: 52 times (last time was 2022-07-19 12:05, killed by some Captain Briggs)
Level: 39
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The First Continental Congress of Durham
Secondary Clan: The Four Clans of the Apocalypse
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24184
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24184

Description:

His description reads:

They carry 7 skulls.




mexkrax, I chased him down & killed him, my prince of a blue boy!

Carrie White says �Hey thechump, your lover Spooge's dead body is covered in poop and is waiting for you at the top of the hotel. I know you'll enjoy yourself with it. HAVE FUN!” (2020-11-28 09:26)

Hey chump! By lover she means the guy who butfucks you every day!!!

He likes the northern huts, FYI.

Since your last move:
Broomhead says “Thats one big sword you have there” (2020-11-19 09:28)

Oh!! You like that don't you!!!

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Shroombaker, word up my izzle.

Shroombaker says “No signs of Spooge again. Where does he hide?” (2020-01-14 15:02)

He hides in his secret underground lair -- where he whacks off to pitchers of dead deer!

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “ Swarm enjoys the company of men with big Johnsons!”

Barber Surgeon O'Neil, are you coming to Santa's Grotto or not?!!

[-70.319,+26.384]

C'mon pimp!!! Santa will give you a heavy sword. He might. Or maybe a pumpkin. I been good, I might get like a damn P-Diddy yacht! Or a friggin schooner.

Styx, you've killed a butt load of monkeys!

Amie Pilika, overdressed? I think not! You make my pants tight! Woof!!!

You attack Tom Cruise Scientologist with a punch for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 28 XP.
Underworld log successful.
Deadzone log successful.

The world was not large enough for us both.

Thanks aweemowep! I'm using sharks as a transport device.
By Hal Neeham's beard, what are you doing way out here?!!
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Achievements:(27 total) Areas explored: 2455 (67.7% of island) HP Healed: 3391 Trading Points: 683 Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman) Wailing Damage: 740 Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal) Mentioned in 0 profile The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011. Alcohol Brewed: 2 Alcohol Drunk: 641 Heads Collected: 0 Fruit Juiced: 528 Successful Possessions: 130 Tracks Found: 329 Fires Started: 24 Fires Extinguished: 0 Items Buried: 63 Items Found: 3314 Jungle Chopped: 176 Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate) Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate) Signposts Built: 19 Signposts Smashed: 7 Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14) NPC kills: 1044; last kill: rhino  Animals: 1031  Shamans: 13  Traders: 0 Natives killed: 17; last kill: Wicked Rowan  Raktam: 2  Dalpok: 5  Wiksik: 0  Rakmogak: 10 Outsiders killed: 29; last kill: pirate banks  Derby: 4  Durham: 13  York: 6  Shipwreck: 6

NPC kills (detailed): Name Kills alligator 251 Captain Briggs 86 elf 70 Steward 54 large deer 51 monkey 49 songbird 46 small deer 44 large stag 39 parrot 39 wild boar 36 tiger 34 elephant 31 bat 29 zombified bat 29 turtle 18 guard dog 13 zombified tiger 9 Balchig 8 zombified monkey 8 zombified parrot 7 chief elf 7 zombified guard dog 7 zombified turtle 7 zombified werewolf 7 Santa 7 zombified large stag 7 zombified large deer 7 zombified alligator 7 zombified wild boar 7 shargle 5 Second Mate 4 silverback 3 rhino 3 zombified elephant 3 Najdam 2 Movak 1 zombified small deer 1 python 1 rogue elephant 1 Kadmor 1 fully-grown giant squid 1 goat 1 Hodrali 1 werewolf 1 First Mate 1

• Basic language

  - Understand the smaller words of foreign languages

  • Advanced language

    - Better understanding of foreign languages

    • Expert language

      - Full comprehension of foreign languages

      • Foreign Writing

        - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood

      • Foreign Speech

        - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understood

        • Pirate speech

          - You can talk to pirates in their own unique dialect

• Close quarter combat

  - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks

  • Advanced close quarter combat

    - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks

    • Balanced Stance

      - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.

• Body building

  - Increases melee damage

  • Stamina

    - Increases max HP by 20

• Ghostly whisper

  - Allows spirits to communicate

  • Haunting scream

    - Attract other spirits and scare the living

    • Shocking shriek

      - Scare nearby living players

      • Banshee wail

        - Frighten living players further away

      • Possession

        - Be able to possess the bodies of the living

        • Forceful possession

          - Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living

      • Haunting

        - Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.

• Exploration

  - Helps you remember some of the places you've been

  • Cartography

    - Stops you forgetting where you've visited

  • Trekking

    - Faster movement through the jungle

  • Swimming

    - Faster movement through water

  • Survival - Firecraft

    - Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires

• Basic tracking

  - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people

  • Advanced tracking

    - You can track animals and people who were here recently

    • Expert tracking

      - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.

      • Tracking mastery

        - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless

• Clan leadership

  - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one

• Sixth sense

  - Sense presence of and hear spirits

  • Psychic recognition

    - Lets you recognise active spirits

• Haggling

  - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders

• Digging

  - Can dig deep holes.

• Faith

  - Belief in the spirits of the ancestors increase charm effects.

• Agriculture

  - Gives you a better chance of getting things to grow

• Native knowledge

  - Outsiders gain basic native knowledge

• Triage

  - Be able to tell who is most injured

  • First aid

    - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit

• Firearms training

  - Gain 20% on firearms attacks

  • Advanced firearms training

    - Gain another 20% on firearms attacks

This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

This character has been idle since 2022-08-30.