Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2014-03-02
Died: 55 times (last time was 2023-11-12 01:44 at the hands of An 800 Pound Gorilla, killed by a heavy sword)
Level: 39
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The First Continental Congress of Durham
Secondary Clan: Trip The Light Fantastic
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24184
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24184
Description:
I falled asleep & lost the conch. Oh well. It's pretty useless. Right? Like Shroombaker's dick!
Hugh Hefner ... Hef, you're back? Why not holler at a player? No homey love?
Blowme Darts, thanks 4 the heals. You are a nature's nobleman! But if you want the conch --you're going to need one thing. One thing. KRYPTONITE!!!!
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His description reads:
They carry 7 skulls.
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mexkrax, I chased him down & killed him, my prince of a blue boy!
Carrie White says Hey thechump, your lover Spooge's dead body is covered in poop and is waiting for you at the top of the hotel. I know you'll enjoy yourself with it. HAVE FUN!” (2020-11-28 09:26)
He likes the northern huts, FYI.
Since your last move:
Broomhead says “Thats one big sword you have there” (2020-11-19 09:28)
Oh!! You like that don't you!!!
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Shroombaker, word up my izzle.
Shroombaker says “No signs of Spooge again. Where does he hide?” (2020-01-14 15:02)
He hides in his secret underground lair -- where he whacks off to pitchers of dead deer!
Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “ Swarm enjoys the company of men with big Johnsons!”
Barber Surgeon O'Neil, are you coming to Santa's Grotto or not?!!
[-70.319,+26.384]
C'mon pimp!!! Santa will give you a heavy sword. He might. Or maybe a pumpkin. I been good, I might get like a damn P-Diddy yacht! Or a friggin schooner.
Styx, you've killed a butt load of monkeys!
Amie Pilika, overdressed? I think not! You make my pants tight! Woof!!!
You attack Tom Cruise Scientologist with a punch for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 28 XP.
Underworld log successful.
Deadzone log successful.
The world was not large enough for us both.
Thanks aweemowep! I'm using sharks as a transport device.
By Hal Neeham's beard, what are you doing way out here?!!
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Hugh Hefner ... Hef, you're back? Why not holler at a player? No homey love?
Blowme Darts, thanks 4 the heals. You are a nature's nobleman! But if you want the conch --you're going to need one thing. One thing. KRYPTONITE!!!!
His description reads:
They carry 7 skulls.
mexkrax, I chased him down & killed him, my prince of a blue boy!
Carrie White says Hey thechump, your lover Spooge's dead body is covered in poop and is waiting for you at the top of the hotel. I know you'll enjoy yourself with it. HAVE FUN!” (2020-11-28 09:26)
He likes the northern huts, FYI.
Since your last move:
Broomhead says “Thats one big sword you have there” (2020-11-19 09:28)
Oh!! You like that don't you!!!
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Shroombaker, word up my izzle.
Shroombaker says “No signs of Spooge again. Where does he hide?” (2020-01-14 15:02)
He hides in his secret underground lair -- where he whacks off to pitchers of dead deer!
Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “ Swarm enjoys the company of men with big Johnsons!”
Barber Surgeon O'Neil, are you coming to Santa's Grotto or not?!!
[-70.319,+26.384]
C'mon pimp!!! Santa will give you a heavy sword. He might. Or maybe a pumpkin. I been good, I might get like a damn P-Diddy yacht! Or a friggin schooner.
Styx, you've killed a butt load of monkeys!
Amie Pilika, overdressed? I think not! You make my pants tight! Woof!!!
You attack Tom Cruise Scientologist with a punch for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 28 XP.
Underworld log successful.
Deadzone log successful.
The world was not large enough for us both.
Thanks aweemowep! I'm using sharks as a transport device.
By Hal Neeham's beard, what are you doing way out here?!!
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Achievements:(31 total)
Areas explored: 2482 (68.4% of island) HP Healed: 3538 Trading Points: 683 Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman) Wailing Damage: 764 Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal) Mentioned in 0 profile The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011. Alcohol Brewed: 2 Alcohol Drunk: 641 Heads Collected: 0 Fruit Juiced: 584 Successful Possessions: 130 Tracks Found: 332 Fires Started: 24 Fires Extinguished: 0 Items Buried: 63 Items Found: 3408 Jungle Chopped: 191 Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate) Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate) Signposts Built: 19 Signposts Smashed: 8 Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14) NPC kills: 1296; last kill: rat Animals: 1283 Shamans: 13 Traders: 0 Natives killed: 17; last kill: Wicked Rowan Raktam: 2 Dalpok: 5 Wiksik: 0 Rakmogak: 10 Outsiders killed: 29; last kill: pirate banks Derby: 4 Durham: 13 York: 6 Shipwreck: 6 |
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Skills:
Basic language
- Understand the smaller words of foreign languagesAdvanced language
- Better understanding of foreign languagesExpert language
- Full comprehension of foreign languagesForeign Writing
- Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood
Foreign Speech
- Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understoodPirate speech
- You can talk to pirates in their own unique dialect
Close quarter combat
- Gain 10% to hit with melee attacksAdvanced close quarter combat
- Gain 15% to hit with melee attacksBalanced Stance
- Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building
- Increases melee damageStamina
- Increases max HP by 20
Ghostly whisper
- Allows spirits to communicateHaunting scream
- Attract other spirits and scare the livingShocking shriek
- Scare nearby living playersBanshee wail
- Frighten living players further away
Possession
- Be able to possess the bodies of the livingForceful possession
- Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living
Haunting
- Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.
Exploration
- Helps you remember some of the places you've beenCartography
- Stops you forgetting where you've visited
Trekking
- Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming
- Faster movement through water
Survival - Firecraft
- Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires
Basic tracking
- With some difficulty, you can track animals and peopleAdvanced tracking
- You can track animals and people who were here recentlyExpert tracking
- You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.Tracking mastery
- Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Clan leadership
- Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one
Sixth sense
- Sense presence of and hear spiritsPsychic recognition
- Lets you recognise active spirits
Haggling
- Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Digging
- Can dig deep holes.
Faith
- Belief in the spirits of the ancestors increase charm effects.
Agriculture
- Gives you a better chance of getting things to grow
Native knowledge
- Outsiders gain basic native knowledge
Triage
- Be able to tell who is most injuredFirst aid
- Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Firearms training
- Gain 20% on firearms attacksAdvanced firearms training
- Gain another 20% on firearms attacks
This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.
This character has been idle since 2023-11-15.