Barn Cat

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2024-11-13
Died: 159 times (last time was 2026-07-16 15:05, killed by a man-eating python)
Level: 40
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Shartak Deforestation Movement
Secondary Clans: Kraken Bait and North Shartak Trading Company
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=27247
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/27247

Description:

You see everything special. Travelling Trader, no, really. I retired, BoTh Times, Too early. Trying to keep it to the Haitied side. My Alt's got the Dominican. Now hurry up and Friendo me already: https://www.facebook.com/RadioBarnCat Especially if we Were ever Really friends, LoL! Otherwise...

Shown here is a motion sculpture of bones and planks operated from within by vines and the ship's cat. The damn thing's even added weapons to every appendage, and I mean every appendage. Whale oil lamps light it's eyes at night. Nobody's fooled by it's vaguely non/human appearance. It's also filled up inside with looted goods.

As a part of the deforestation, or manscaping, of Shartak, I will kick a tree's ass! I'll chop one 10 or ten 1s if they look at me wrong. Big box colonialism. Someone teach me fire, the island needs a fever. I use my Parrot to communicate and a Monkey for manual dexterity. Real characters are built. Part Barn / Part Cat / All Chaotic / All Neutral.

The Chopping List!: Plunder Treasures, assure Fair Trade Market Values at ultimate Pricepoint, Follow the Maps, Tamer the Re-Pete https://www.leaky.org/repeteparrot.pl Parrot, keep killing everyone who kills me cause it's the only language they knows,

Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To know that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.

"Contraption Cat" I Like It! Well, the suspicion there's I'm no Pirate, in fact I'm probably the ship's cat after all, in a piloted suit of driftwooden planks and rum crates, bristling with weapons, topped off with a generously donated skull in a tricorn hat, with a trained monkey as me second mate, and a parrot at the comms. Go ahead and laugh about it.


They carry 1 monkey claw charm, 1 plain wooden cup, 1 pocket watch, 3 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross, 1 parrot feather charm, 1 skull staff, 1 Club Palermo pint glass, 1 tricorn hat, 1 pair of batwing earrings, 1 wild boar tusk necklace, 3 tiger tooth amulets, 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 pink-and-purple scarf and 1 pith helmet.
They have a parrot sat on their shoulder.
There is a monkey stood next to them.

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Achievements:(12 total)
Shartak Probie 1 year old Tiger Hunter - Bronze Bat Hunter - Silver Large stag Hunter - Bronze
Areas explored: 3287 (90.6% of island)
HP Healed: 425
Trading Points: 833
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 80
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 71
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 8
Tracks Found: 17
Fires Started: 28
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 22
Items Found: 948
Jungle Chopped: 945
Parrots Tamed: 51
Monkeys Tamed: 44
Signposts Built: 43
Signposts Smashed: 17
Treasures Found: 36 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 598; last kill: bear
 Animals: 591
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 7
Natives killed: 10; last kill: anaalipunktio
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 4
 Rakmogak: 5
Outsiders killed: 6; last kill: Nergal
 Derby: 2
 Durham: 2
 York: 1
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
zombified bat75
large deer48
large stag44
bat42
tiger41
small deer32
wild boar32
monkey30
parrot27
zombified parrot23
zombified monkey23
elephant22
turtle16
zombified guard dog15
zombified large stag12
zombified tiger12
zombified mummy12
songbird12
rat10
zombified wild boar9
zombified turtle8
zombified large deer8
silverback7
zombified werewolf7
shargle5
Easter Bunny3
ferocious tiger2
guard dog2
bear2
zombified small deer2
rhino2
Trader Dick1
Tamdal Tik1
Trader Sam1
Tamdal Tak1
turkey1
fully-grown giant squid1
alligator1
Trader Tom1
Trader Harry1
zombified elephant1
Second Mate1
elf1
Tamdal Toe1

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