Barn Cat

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2024-11-13
Died: 183 times (last time was 2026-11-06 14:05, killed by a tiger)
Level: 41
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Shartak Deforestation Movement
Secondary Clans: Kraken Bait and North Shartak Trading Company
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=27247
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/27247

Description:

You see everything special. Travelling Trader, no, really. I retired, BoTh Times, Too early. Trying to keep it to the Haitied side. My Alt's got the Dominican. Otherwise... we trade off.

Shown here is a motion sculpture of bones and planks operated from within by vines and the ship's cat. The damn thing's even added weapons to every appendage, and I mean every appendage. Whale oil lamps light it's eyes at night. Nobody's fooled by it's vaguely non/human appearance. It's also filled up inside with looted goods.

As a part of the deforestation, or manscaping, of Shartak, I will kick a tree's ass! I'll chop one 10 or ten 1s if they look at me wrong. Big box colonialism. Someone teach me fire, the island needs a fever. I use my Parrot to communicate and a Monkey for manual dexterity. Real characters are built. Part Barn / Part Cat / All Chaotic / All Neutral.

The Chopping List!: Plunder Treasures, assure Fair Trade Market Values at ultimate Pricepoint, Follow the Maps, Tamer the Re-Pete https://www.leaky.org/repeteparrot.pl Parrot, keep killing everyone who kills me cause it's the only language they knows,

Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To know that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.

"Contraption Cat" I Like It! Well, the suspicion there's I'm no Pirate, in fact I'm probably the ship's cat after all, in a piloted suit of driftwooden planks and rum crates, bristling with weapons, topped off with a generously donated skull in a tricorn hat, with a trained monkey as me second mate, and a parrot at the comms. Go ahead and laugh about it.


They carry 3 monkey claw charms, 1 tricorn hat, 1 pocket watch, 2 silver skull crosses, 1 rabbit foot charm, 5 cat-o-nine tails, 1 pith helmet, 1 pair of batwing earrings, 1 plain wooden cup, 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 wild boar tusk necklace, 2 tiger tooth amulets, 3 parrot feather charms, 1 Club Palermo pint glass and 1 skull staff.
They have a parrot sat on their shoulder.

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Achievements:(14 total)
Shartak Probie 1 year old Tiger Hunter - Bronze Bat Hunter - Silver Kraken Slayer
Areas explored: 3666 (101.0% of island)
HP Healed: 439
Trading Points: 981
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 116
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 81
Heads Collected: 0
Corpses Finished Off: 3 (added 2026-10-14)
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 8
Tracks Found: 27
Fires Started: 28
Fires Extinguished: 1
Items Buried: 23
Items Found: 1064
Jungle Chopped: 973
Parrots Tamed: 60
Monkeys Tamed: 51
Signposts Built: 51
Signposts Smashed: 18
Treasures Found: 41 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 667; last kill: zombified large stag
 Animals: 660
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 7
Natives killed: 11; last kill: anaalipunktio
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 4
 Rakmogak: 6
Outsiders killed: 8; last kill: Nergal
 Derby: 2
 Durham: 3
 York: 2
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
zombified bat77
large deer53
large stag48
bat46
monkey44
tiger42
wild boar41
small deer41
parrot34
elephant25
zombified monkey23
zombified parrot23
turtle17
zombified guard dog15
zombified tiger13
zombified large stag13
zombified mummy12
songbird12
rat10
zombified wild boar10
zombified large deer9
zombified werewolf8
zombified turtle8
silverback7
shargle5
ferocious tiger3
guard dog3
Easter Bunny3
vicious parrot2
zombified small deer2
bear2
rhino2
chattering monkey1
Tamdal Tak1
Trader Tom1
elf1
Trader Sam1
Trader Harry1
Second Mate1
zombified elephant1
turkey1
Trader Dick1
alligator1
fully-grown giant squid1
Tamdal Toe1
Tamdal Tik1

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