The Mad Dwarf

Home: York
Been on the island since 2015-08-24
Died: 95 times (last time was 2022-01-07 21:25 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a heavy sword)
Level: 41
Class: Scientist (outsider)
Primary Clan: Ghost Syndicate of York


Hi. Hello. I am the Mad Dwarf. No, I am not an angry dwarf.. (Well, sometimes I am.. just not usually.) Just your run of the mill, unbalanced mentally, short person.(well, compared to you all taller type folks I am short. I am actualley the perfect size, the rest of yall are stretched upwards to the point of being silly.) I am explorin.. poking around this Island. Having a bit of fun along the way. Trying this, trying that. Figuring out things as I go. Occasionally I will kill folks. Usually those that have shot,stabbed,bashed, cut my head off, or tried to eat me. I really don't like being eaten. Dwarves are a very tough meat. Stringy and lean and tasting like very old beer that been left out in the sun (or so I am told) But folks still try to do so. To those folks, be warned. I may get my revenge in first!


They carry 1 parrot feather charm, 1 monkey claw charm, 1 silver skull cross and 1 tiger tooth amulet.

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Achievements:(27 total)
Kraken Slayer Python Slayer April Fools Day 2017 Tiger Hunter - Silver Wild boar Hunter - Silver
Areas explored: 5115 (141.0% of island)
HP Healed: 844
Trading Points: 593
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 98
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 139
Alcohol Drunk: 156
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 1301
Successful Possessions: 3
Tracks Found: 1410
Fires Started: 5
Fires Extinguished: 1
Items Buried: 248
Items Found: 6358
Jungle Chopped: 1066
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 4
Signposts Smashed: 7
Treasures Found: 7 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 1303; last kill: tiger
 Animals: 1303
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 22; last kill: anaalipunktio
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 4
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 18
Outsiders killed: 11; last kill: Dalek
 Derby: 1
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 6
NPC kills (detailed):
zombified bat260
wild boar128
zombified monkey124
zombified parrot113
small deer53
zombified wild boar46
large stag37
large deer36
zombified large stag27
zombified small deer25
zombified large deer23
zombified tiger16
ferocious tiger9
giant spider3
zombified rat3
hungry alligator2
zombified turtle2
zombified werewolf2
zombified alligator2
aggressive wild boar1
zombified giant spider1
fully-grown giant squid1
giant squid1
zombified elephant1

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