The Mad Dwarf

Home: York
Been on the island since 2015-08-24
Died: 98 times (last time was 2023-01-12 00:31 at the hands of Rachnar, killed by a knife)
Level: 41
Class: Scientist (outsider)
Primary Clan: Ghost Syndicate of York


Hi. Hello. I am the Mad Dwarf. No, I am not an angry dwarf.. (Well, sometimes I am.. just not usually.) Just your run of the mill, unbalanced mentally, short person.(well, compared to you all taller type folks I am short. I am actualley the perfect size, the rest of yall are stretched upwards to the point of being silly.) I am explorin.. poking around this Island. Having a bit of fun along the way. Trying this, trying that. Figuring out things as I go. Occasionally I will kill folks. Usually those that have shot,stabbed,bashed, cut my head off, or tried to eat me. I really don't like being eaten. Dwarves are a very tough meat. Stringy and lean and tasting like very old beer that been left out in the sun (or so I am told) But folks still try to do so. To those folks, be warned. I may get my revenge in first!

Some Idiot Thanks for the info. good to know


They carry 1 monkey claw charm, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet and 1 skull staff.

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Achievements:(30 total)
Kraken Slayer Python Slayer April Fools Day 2017 Tiger Hunter - Silver Wild boar Hunter - Silver
Areas explored: 5115 (141.0% of island)
HP Healed: 873
Trading Points: 656
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 98
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 198
Alcohol Drunk: 204
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 1529
Successful Possessions: 3
Tracks Found: 1646
Fires Started: 5
Fires Extinguished: 1
Items Buried: 359
Items Found: 7734
Jungle Chopped: 1525
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 4
Signposts Smashed: 8
Treasures Found: 7 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 1697; last kill: elephant
 Animals: 1697
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 26; last kill: Plasmecha
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 4
 Wiksik: 1
 Rakmogak: 21
Outsiders killed: 12; last kill: Dick Deadeye
 Derby: 1
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 7
NPC kills (detailed):
zombified bat290
zombified monkey243
zombified parrot190
wild boar145
zombified wild boar83
small deer57
large stag46
large deer37
zombified small deer33
zombified large deer31
zombified large stag30
zombified tiger16
ferocious tiger10
zombified turtle3
giant spider3
zombified elephant3
zombified rat3
hungry alligator2
zombified werewolf2
zombified alligator2
aggressive wild boar1
zombified giant spider1
fully-grown giant squid1
giant squid1

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