doctor buzzard

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Home: Wiksik
Been on the island since 2014-06-12
Died: 39 times (last time was 2020-03-19 05:05, killed by a tiger)
Level: 26
Class: Shaman (native)
Primary Clan: The Council Of Wiksik
Secondary Clans: The Necromancers Guild and The Plague


At Santa's Grotto.

You gain 15 XP.
Your exorcism ritual is a success! You cast 3 spirits outside and away from here.

3 spirits? Damn!! I'm white hot!

You see doctor buzzard, the second most powerful shaman on Shartak. Who's the first most powerful? Go to hell, that's who's the first most powerful!!

Etherdrifter, I saw a. zombie but too low on AP to attack.


Master Dan jun Perls says "Well then, a big campfire in the middle of nowhere, on a shifty island. Makes sense the treasure is here. (2015-08-03 07:23)

buzzard: Middle of nowhere? Shifty? (looks around) Was tourist boy there talking smack?

Perls: This is me island. I've touched everything on it.

buzzard: Yes! Including everyone's johnson!

EN WEEEE!! EN WEEEE!! EN WEEEE!! He's a Showman. He's a Shaman. He traded his soul, and his powers (mostly in the nineth realm)
are beyond those of most mortal men. Or at least the ones without their own yard to roll around in.


Distrusted by his fellow natives because of his occult mutterings and strange ways, he in the past
fell in with a group of seafarers. Not a total loss, as he learned some 'Fisherman's Greek.'

"Patuka cachuka stabuka." That means, "I felt up a girl's ass."


They carry 1 parrot feather charm, 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 monkey claw charm, 1 wild boar tusk necklace and 1 skull staff.

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Achievements:(9 total)
9 years old
Areas explored: 24 (0.7% of island)
HP Healed: 195
Trading Points: 129
Spirits Exorcised: 108
Wailing Damage: 368
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 96; last kill: zombified werewolf
 Animals: 95
 Shamans: 1
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 3; last kill: spooge
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 2
Outsiders killed: 14; last kill: Dalek
 Derby: 1
 Durham: 1
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 12
NPC kills (detailed):
wild boar11
large stag11
zombified parrot7
small deer5
large deer5
guard dog1
Second Mate1
zombified monkey1
zombified werewolf1
Captain Briggs1


This character has been idle since 2020-03-25.

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