Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2012-02-21
Died: 50 times (last time was 2023-10-21 23:05, killed by a shargle)
Level: 42
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Crew of 'THE FLYING FRENCHMAN'
Secondary Clan: Responsible drinkers


I have no alts. There is only Gristle.

Lucky for you, he likes the cut of your jib. Will not harm peaceful outsiders or natives. Unless its really funny.

If you have attacked me in the past or are likely to do so based on your stats or actions (pirate killer, saboteur, etc) well then, all bets are off. God help you.

You let out a banshee wail causing critical amounts of damage, and one person dies of fright. Chromemagnum turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

Anaalipunktio, you are a formidable foe. But still, you smell of prick sweat and vomit, and you bleed like a pig.

Since your last move:
Gristle starts acting very strangely. (2022-10-16 23:13)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes! My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes!” (2022-10-16 23:13)
The ghostly voice of Ford Maddox Ford whispers “That's weird. Quit killing my boyfriends. It’s hard enough to find a warm place to stick my corn cob. ” (2022-10-16 23:14)

I hear you brother. Jesus says: Judge not lest ye pack fudge. At least, I’m pretty sure thats in the bible. I can’t read.

They carry 1 pocket watch, 1 tricorn hat, 3 silver skull crosses and 2 tiger tooth amulets.

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Achievements:(28 total)
Exploration Python Slayer Tiger Hunter - Silver Wild boar Hunter - Silver 12 years old
Areas explored: 5164 (142.3% of island)
HP Healed: 948
Trading Points: 4042
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 116
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 139
Alcohol Drunk: 190
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 1350
Successful Possessions: 8
Tracks Found: 895
Fires Started: 9
Fires Extinguished: 3
Items Buried: 163
Items Found: 5843
Jungle Chopped: 3248
Parrots Tamed: 25
Monkeys Tamed: 12
Signposts Built: 7
Signposts Smashed: 9
Treasures Found: 63 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 913; last kill: wild boar
 Animals: 913
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 20; last kill: anaalipunktio
 Raktam: 1
 Dalpok: 3
 Wiksik: 5
 Rakmogak: 11
Outsiders killed: 9; last kill: Broomhead
 Derby: 4
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
large stag129
wild boar104
small deer74
large deer66
zombified werewolf15
zombified bat12
zombified tiger7
zombified parrot6
zombified large stag4
zombified wild boar3
zombified monkey3
ferocious tiger3
zombified elephant3
zombified small deer2
zombified turtle2
ferocious shargle1
aggressive wild boar1
giant spider1
zombified bear1
zombified large deer1
zombified silverback1
zombified shargle1


This character has been idle since 2023-10-20.

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