Gristle

Gristle

Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2012-02-21
Died: 31 times (last time was 2022-11-19 13:07 at the hands of Atmosfear, killed by a machete)
Level: 40
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Crew of 'THE FLYING FRENCHMAN'
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=22874
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/22874

Description:

Lucky for you, he likes the cut of your jib.

Will not harm peaceful outsiders or natives.

If you have attacked me in the past or are likely to do so based on your stats or actions (pirate killer, saboteur, etc) well then, all bets are off. God help you.

Blowmedarts, ye scaliwag, I shall stab ye in the meaty bits and shart on yer head!


Since your last move:
Gristle starts acting very strangely. (2022-10-16 23:13)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes! My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes!” (2022-10-16 23:13)
The ghostly voice of Ford Maddox Ford whispers “That's weird. Quit killing my boyfriends. It’s hard enough to find a warm place to stick my corn cob. ” (2022-10-16 23:14)

I hear you brother. It gets lonely on that big pirate ship. Sometimes an ass can be a lass, nahwhatimean? Jesus says: Judge not lest ye pack fudge. At least, I’m pretty sure thats in the bible. I can’t read.

PS. Spook Marston killed me previously in the Durham medical hut without provocation, and took the conch shell i spent three days looking for. I dont actively hunt him, but I’ll definitely kill him to death if i lay eyes on him. He’s fair game until i bash his brains in 98 more times. One for each gold coin he cost me.

He can buy me off for half that amount and a decent hand job (full eye contact), if he wants rid of me.


They carry 1 pocket watch, 1 wild boar tusk necklace, 1 parrot feather charm, 1 skull, 1 tricorn hat, 4 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet and 3 harpoons.
They have a parrot sat on their shoulder.

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Achievements:(20 total)
Tiger Hunter - Bronze Wild boar Hunter - Bronze Monkey Hunter - Bronze 10 years old April Fools 2012
Areas explored: 4865 (134.1% of island)
HP Healed: 477
Trading Points: 1234
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 72
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 832
Successful Possessions: 2
Tracks Found: 424
Fires Started: 3
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 32
Items Found: 3543
Jungle Chopped: 2383
Parrots Tamed: 15
Monkeys Tamed: 5
Signposts Built: 7
Signposts Smashed: 8
Treasures Found: 5 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 520; last kill: zombified turtle
 Animals: 520
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 11; last kill: azuma
 Raktam: 1
 Dalpok: 3
 Wiksik: 3
 Rakmogak: 4
Outsiders killed: 8; last kill: Atmosfear
 Derby: 3
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
tiger84
monkey76
large stag59
parrot56
wild boar50
small deer36
large deer35
bat33
zombified werewolf15
shargle13
zombified bat10
turtle6
zombified tiger6
zombified parrot4
silverback4
elephant4
bear4
rat3
zombified monkey3
zombified large stag3
alligator3
zombified small deer2
zombified wild boar2
rhino2
zombified turtle2
zombified elephant1
goat1
zombified shargle1
werewolf1
zombified bear1

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