Gristle

Gristle

Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2012-02-21
Died: 50 times (last time was 2023-10-21 23:05, killed by a shargle)
Level: 42
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Crew of 'THE FLYING FRENCHMAN'
Secondary Clan: Responsible drinkers
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=22874
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/22874

Description:

Arrrrr he be Gristle the Flea-Bitten. Possessor of eleven fingers and seven toes, all tied up on a nice piece of cord around his neck (he traded a whale penis to some nice Rakmogaki fellow for it)

Lucky for you, he likes the cut of your jib. Will not harm peaceful outsiders or neutral natives. Unless its really funny and/or he's deep in his cups.

If you have attacked him in the past or are likely to do so based on your history (pirate killer, saboteur, etc) well then, all bets are off. God help you.

You let out a banshee wail causing critical amounts of damage, and one person dies of fright. Chromemagnum turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

Anaalipunktio, you are a formidable foe. But still, you smell of prick sweat and vomit, and you bleed like a pig.

Since your last move:
Gristle starts acting very strangely. (2022-10-16 23:13)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes! My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes! (2022-10-16 23:13)
The ghostly voice of Ford Maddox Ford whispers Thats weird. Quit killing my boyfriends. Its hard enough to find a warm place to stick my corn cob. (2022-10-16 23:14)

I hear you brother. Jesus says: Judge not lest ye pack fudge. At least, Im pretty sure thats in the bible. I cannet read.


They carry 1 tricorn hat, 1 silver skull cross, 1 pocket watch and 1 tiger tooth amulet.
They have a parrot sat on their shoulder.

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Achievements:(29 total)
Exploration Python Slayer April Fools 2012 Tiger Hunter - Silver 13 years old
Areas explored: 5164 (142.3% of island)
HP Healed: 948
Trading Points: 4165
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 116
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 147
Alcohol Drunk: 193
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 1362
Successful Possessions: 8
Tracks Found: 896
Fires Started: 9
Fires Extinguished: 3
Items Buried: 163
Items Found: 5876
Jungle Chopped: 3251
Parrots Tamed: 26
Monkeys Tamed: 12
Signposts Built: 7
Signposts Smashed: 9
Treasures Found: 63 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 916; last kill: wild boar
 Animals: 916
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 20; last kill: anaalipunktio
 Raktam: 1
 Dalpok: 3
 Wiksik: 5
 Rakmogak: 11
Outsiders killed: 9; last kill: Broomhead
 Derby: 4
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
tiger158
monkey133
large stag129
wild boar105
small deer74
parrot69
large deer67
bat42
shargle18
zombified werewolf15
alligator14
zombified bat12
turtle7
elephant7
zombified tiger7
silverback6
zombified parrot6
rhino5
bear5
rat4
zombified large stag4
zombified elephant3
goat3
ferocious tiger3
zombified monkey3
zombified wild boar3
zombified small deer2
zombified turtle2
aggressive wild boar1
python1
songbird1
werewolf1
ferocious shargle1
zombified silverback1
zombified shargle1
zombified bear1
giant spider1
zombified large deer1

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