Gristle

Gristle

Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2012-02-21
Died: 40 times (last time was 2023-03-19 03:04 at the hands of Broomhead, killed by a dagger)
Level: 41
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Crew of 'THE FLYING FRENCHMAN'
Secondary Clan: Responsible drinkers
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=22874
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/22874

Description:

Shartak Discord channel: https://discord.gg/FAZwYkrd

I have no alts. There is only Gristle.

Lucky for you, he likes the cut of your jib. Will not harm peaceful outsiders or natives. Unless its really funny.

If you have attacked me in the past or are likely to do so based on your stats or actions (pirate killer, saboteur, etc) well then, all bets are off. God help you.

Blowmedarts, ye pimply arse, I shall stab ye in the meaty bits and shart on yer head!

Broomhead, you are a true grundle muncher. A goblin among men. And I respect that.

Anaalipunktio, you are a formidable foe. But still, you smell of prick sweat and vomit, and you bleed like a pig.

Since your last move:
Gristle starts acting very strangely. (2022-10-16 23:13)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes! My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes!” (2022-10-16 23:13)
The ghostly voice of Ford Maddox Ford whispers “That's weird. Quit killing my boyfriends. It’s hard enough to find a warm place to stick my corn cob. ” (2022-10-16 23:14)

I hear you brother. Jesus says: Judge not lest ye pack fudge. At least, I’m pretty sure thats in the bible. I can’t read.


They carry 1 skull, 1 pocket watch, 1 tricorn hat and 1 silver skull cross.
They have a parrot sat on their shoulder.

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Achievements:(24 total)
Exploration 11 years old April Fools 2012 Tiger Hunter - Silver Monkey Hunter - Silver
Areas explored: 5155 (142.1% of island)
HP Healed: 593
Trading Points: 1705
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 56
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 86
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 857
Successful Possessions: 6
Tracks Found: 688
Fires Started: 3
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 52
Items Found: 4328
Jungle Chopped: 2943
Parrots Tamed: 21
Monkeys Tamed: 7
Signposts Built: 7
Signposts Smashed: 8
Treasures Found: 14 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 646; last kill: tiger
 Animals: 646
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 17; last kill: An 800 Pound Gorilla
 Raktam: 1
 Dalpok: 3
 Wiksik: 4
 Rakmogak: 9
Outsiders killed: 9; last kill: Broomhead
 Derby: 4
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
monkey105
tiger104
large stag71
parrot63
wild boar60
small deer48
large deer44
bat38
zombified werewolf15
shargle14
zombified bat11
turtle7
zombified tiger7
alligator7
zombified parrot6
silverback5
zombified large stag4
rat4
elephant4
bear4
zombified wild boar3
zombified monkey3
rhino3
zombified elephant3
zombified small deer2
zombified turtle2
ferocious shargle1
zombified bear1
zombified large deer1
zombified silverback1
ferocious tiger1
goat1
zombified shargle1
songbird1
werewolf1

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