Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2012-02-21
Died: 40 times (last time was 2023-03-19 03:04 at the hands of Broomhead, killed by a dagger)
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Crew of 'THE FLYING FRENCHMAN'
Secondary Clan: Responsible drinkers
Shartak Discord channel: https://discord.gg/FAZwYkrd
I have no alts. There is only Gristle.
Lucky for you, he likes the cut of your jib. Will not harm peaceful outsiders or natives. Unless its really funny.
If you have attacked me in the past or are likely to do so based on your stats or actions (pirate killer, saboteur, etc) well then, all bets are off. God help you.
Blowmedarts, ye pimply arse, I shall stab ye in the meaty bits and shart on yer head!
Broomhead, you are a true grundle muncher. A goblin among men. And I respect that.
Anaalipunktio, you are a formidable foe. But still, you smell of prick sweat and vomit, and you bleed like a pig.
Since your last move:
Gristle starts acting very strangely. (2022-10-16 23:13)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say âMy name is Gristle, I'm into dudes! My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes!â€ť (2022-10-16 23:13)
The ghostly voice of Ford Maddox Ford whispers â€śThat's weird. Quit killing my boyfriends. Itâ€™s hard enough to find a warm place to stick my corn cob. â€ť (2022-10-16 23:14)
I hear you brother. Jesus says: Judge not lest ye pack fudge. At least, Iâ€™m pretty sure thats in the bible. I canâ€™t read.
They carry 1 skull, 1 pocket watch, 1 tricorn hat and 1 silver skull cross.
They have a parrot sat on their shoulder.
Areas explored: 5155 (142.1% of island)
HP Healed: 593
Trading Points: 1705
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 56
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.
Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 86
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 857
Successful Possessions: 6
Tracks Found: 688
Fires Started: 3
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 52
Items Found: 4328
Jungle Chopped: 2943
Parrots Tamed: 21
Monkeys Tamed: 7
Signposts Built: 7
Signposts Smashed: 8
Treasures Found: 14 (added 2014-07-14)
NPC kills: 646; last kill: tiger
Natives killed: 17; last kill: An 800 Pound Gorilla
Outsiders killed: 9; last kill: Broomhead
|NPC kills (detailed):|
|zombified large stag||4|
|zombified wild boar||3|
|zombified small deer||2|
|zombified large deer||1|
Basic language - Understand the smaller words of foreign languages
Advanced language - Better understanding of foreign languages
Expert language - Full comprehension of foreign languages
Foreign Writing - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood
Foreign Speech - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understood
Pirate speech - You can talk to pirates in their own unique dialect
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Lead Belly - You've drunk enough to be immune to the poisonous effect of most fungi.
Ghostly whisper - Allows spirits to communicate
Haunting scream - Attract other spirits and scare the living
Shocking shriek - Scare nearby living players
Banshee wail - Frighten living players further away
Possession - Be able to possess the bodies of the living
Forceful possession - Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living
Haunting - Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Cartography - Stops you forgetting where you've visited
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming - Faster movement through water
Survival - Firecraft - Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires
Basic tracking - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people
Advanced tracking - You can track animals and people who were here recently
Expert tracking - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.
Tracking mastery - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Clan leadership - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one
Sixth sense - Sense presence of and hear spirits
Psychic recognition - Lets you recognise active spirits
Haggling - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Digging - Can dig deep holes.
Agriculture - Gives you a better chance of getting things to grow
Native knowledge - Outsiders gain basic native knowledge
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
First aid - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Plundering - Improve the odds of finding items in foreign camps
Animal Trainer - You can tame a parrot or monkey enough to keep you company as you roam the island.
Basic Pistol Training - Gain 15% on pistol attacks
Advanced Pistol Training - Gain 15% on pistol attacks
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