Atmosfear

"The Pirates and I have no choice but to stop Plasmecha and his Cannibal minions before they destroy us all! Freedom may be the right of all sentient beings, but to protect the greater good we must vanquish the Earth from these evil Native creatures! It won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is!" A high ranking Prelate - Praetor - okay Pirate, Atmosfear's sent on a missions of extreme importance.

Since your last move:
You hear [profile]captain townes[/profile] whisper “faggot.” (2023-03-12 06:50) {Now, that's not very adult of ya, is it?}
[profile]sailer sammtliche[/profile] has mentioned you in their profile. (2023-03-19 08:16) {Oh look, High honorifics, wonder what they...} sailer sammtliche Description: Atmosfear Dumbass. We're killing them in the huts pencil dick! My stats are blowing up. {So, yer Proud ta be an Arsehat? Okay. Cute!}
Atmosfear starts acting very strangely. (2023-03-27 11:09)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You carve Atmosfear is too pathetic to hate. With his jacked mental "CAT ChAoTiC" letters, his incredibly boring comments. "I need to stop Plasmecha ..." You are Plasmecha dickhead! Why r u so damn stupid? onto the wall. (2023-03-27 11:09) {It's called RP, unlike you zergnuts, I/We differentiate.}
[profile]Quarrel[/profile] says “Atmosfear, the LGBT hero of shartak, I'm dedicating myself to you now. What are your pronouns? You're just as cute as you can be! You remind me of my little niece Shirley. She's a dietitian!” (2023-03-27 11:20) {Oh how nice, doing that math that's 200% more successful than you've ever been in life?}
The ghostly voice of [profile]Fear Itself[/profile] says “That's three times in one week. Are there no other targets in Durham?” (2023-03-29 22:36) {Like I Told ya, you're the Only one who stuck Around, those Other two loped off elsewhere.}
You hear [profile]captain townes[/profile] whisper “Hello Fat-mosfear. Big Mike don't like you none too pretty good.” (2023-03-30 05:09) {He's possessed ya with his bad grammar looks like.}
captain townes is forced to attack a little faggot by a spirit. (2023-03-30 05:11) {See, there ya go with the slurs and bashing again.}
The ghostly voice of [profile]Mike Gambit[/profile] says “Told u how it's going to go, little man.” (2023-03-30 05:13) {You actually didn't, or I wasn't paying attention, whichever whatever. Either way, so did I.}
The ghostly voice of Mike Gambit says “Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Woooooooooooooo!!!” (2023-03-30 05:14) {A guy who's gonna try to gaybash me is now trying to woo me, go figure.}
[profile]Abdul Alhazrad[/profile] has mentioned you in their profile. (2023-04-18 22:11) {So I get curious and take a look and-}
Abdul Alhazrad has removed you from their profile. (2023-04-19 01:55) {-whatever is already gone. Daaamn it.}
[profile]Baron Munchhausen[/profile] tips his hat (2023-04-30 04:31)
Baron Munchhausen says “Good day to you, sir. Have you seen a python nearby? I've been tracking one and lost sight of it. I'm sure it's nearby.” (2023-04-30 04:33) {That could very well be.}
Baron Munchhausen uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2023-04-30 04:33) {Thanks, civility rules.}
Baron Munchhausen says “There. Good as new!” (2023-04-30 04:33) {You even got rid of a nasty bar in my rotator.}
Baron Munchhausen says “No? I'll be on my way then.” (2023-04-30 12:22) {Good Luck Barrron, the Python, it Teleports, Had me Going t'Island End ta End it did.}
A parrot squawks "Quarrel taught me sweet Monkey love..." (2023-05-01 16:26) {Verily Professor Quarrel mentors on many a strange thing then?}
Atmosfear starts acting very strangely. (2023-05-08 18:36)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say “Arrrr me laddie from another mother. What up pimp? Ya horn swogglin' scurvy cur!” (2023-05-08 18:36) {Na'much.}
The ghostly voice of [profile]Ford Maddox Ford[/profile] says “Damn, that parrot looks infected! Got any penicillin?” (2023-05-08 18:39) {It's sickly, true, Durham parrots are a sad critter.}
[profile]Dan Torrance[/profile] says “This place is dangerous. I wouldn't linger here too long. And stay out of 237.” (2023-05-08 23:34) {I actually come here For the drama.}
[profile]Ford Maddox Ford[/profile] has mentioned you in their profile. (2023-05-12 07:41) {Ach, what new fresh hells be this about...}
Atmosfear, Sorry fear, I tried to get there sooner. Good luck to you. {...and now we're allies now? I'm sooo confuuused. Maybe it was another me he was hating on.}
[profile]Swamp Thing[/profile] says “Hello there...” (2023-05-13 14:57) {Greetings Alec ... Ted .. I get my ManSwampThings mixed up.}
Swamp Thing says “You can have those. I've been carrying them a long time and they are of no use to me.” (2023-05-13 14:59) {What, no Heavy Swords? LoL! Kidding Swampster, and thanks, they'll be quite handay.}
[profile]Jack Torrance[/profile] has mentioned you in their profile. (2023-05-15 11:25) {What's the ol' Pops-icle got ta say about me?}
"Atmosfear I'll remember that. I could have killed you there but chose to pass you by. My mistake. Won't happen again. See you soon." {Looking forward to it, well put, very toughish. Chills kinda. Whoops, pun unintended, never thaw that coming. Icy now where this is going.}

Noticed ol' Plasmecha took a Swig off the Ocean too Muchly, MeSeLf I Can OnLy be Defeated by a Worthy adversary, and That is... [profile]The Dullahan[/profile] regards you coldly (2023-05-17 23:33) {Oh I like this one.}
The Dullahan says “Aaaat-mos-feeeeeerrrrr.....” (2023-05-17 23:33) {There's just something about him.}
Your parrot flies away. (2023-05-17 23:34) {'Bye Febreze!}
Your monkey runs off towards the jungle. (2023-05-17 23:34) {Later, Buttscratcha.}
The Dullahan attacks you with some cat-o-nine tails for 2 damage. You die. (2023-05-17 23:34) {Even good killshot.}
The Dullahan rides away slowly, leaving the dead body to rot on the beach (2023-05-17 23:37) {Alas I rest, disposed, at peace, by someone with some character at least.}

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