anaalipunktio, it's Christmas time!
Santa's Grotto [-70.319,+26.384]
anaalipunktio kills Quarrel with a knife. (2017-01-16 22:22)
anaalipunktio kills Raffles with a machete. (2017-01-16 22:23)
The parrot on Raffles's shoulder flies away. (2017-01-16 22:23)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Quarrel and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:23)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Quarrel and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:23)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Quarrel and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:23)
anaalipunktio kills
Ballbreaker Rockwell with a knife. (2017-01-16 22:24)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Raffles and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:25)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Raffles and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:25)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Raffles and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:25)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Ballbreaker Rockwell and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:25)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Ballbreaker Rockwell and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:25)
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Ballbreaker Rockwell and begins eating! (2017-01-16 22:25)
anaalipunktio gives you a crab. (2017-01-16 22:25)
GruffButLovable Old Gus starts grabbing stuff off the shelves and throwing it in the back of his bookmobile.
anaalipunktio. For not killing gruff but lovable old Gus, you get a gold bookmobile card to check out all the books you want. On the house. And thanks for the crab.
Recounting the events of the yearly Bookmobile race.
There it is, yeah ... Uh, it sounds awfully wonderful, and what a great way to promote young people reading more. I think that's wonderful, and I hope you bring home the trophy.
Library Lady:
Yes, so do we. Unfortunately, last year we were disqualified.
Aw, that's too bad.
Library Lady:
When gruff but lovable old Gus blatantly rammed the CBS Bookmobile -- and forced it into the wall. Resulting in a hellish inferno of smoke and flames, punctuated by the horrible screams of the injured.
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