Home: York
Been on the island since 2010-09-23
Died: 238 times (last time was 2024-11-01 18:35 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a machete)
Level: 38
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: Botheringham FC Supporters' Club
Secondary Clans: Secret Society of Supervillains and Ghost Syndicate of York
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=21278
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/21278
Description:
This guy has to be the most obnoxious guy in York. Where's his badge for being a total nitwit?
Last Laugh origin madlib:
When Last Laugh was a baby he was found in a (place), where a meteor had recently (verb past tense). two (plural noun) that found him took him as their own. They learned he was from the (noun) of (fictional place), and that he was the (superlative adjective) of his kind.
When Last Laugh was a little older he (verb past tense) the murder of his (noun), this experience was the reason he swore revenge on (plural noun).
As a teenager he is bitten by a radioactive (noun), this has given him the (adjective) ability to (verb). His uncle (male name) always told him, "With (adjective) power, comes great (noun)"
While working on a (noun) Last Laugh was pelted by (Greek letter)-rays. Ever since if he becomes (adjective) he will transform into a large, (color) monstrosity that will (verb) the town with the power of a (noun).
having (verb past tense) (number) comics in a single sitting to win a (noun), this (adjective) man suffered (body-part) damage and appeared directly thereafter as - the Last Laugh!
Today Last Laugh has an alter-ego, the (adjective)-mannered (male name) (sur-name). (same male name) works as a (occupation) at the (institution/corporation/organization). He has (plural noun) for a woman named (female name) (surname) but she is only (adjective) for Last Laugh.
In a world where the setting varies between character descriptions one man stands alone in his struggle against the forces of... whatever.
Those strangers out there are up to something. I'm not sure what it is there up to, I don't know if it's for the greater good... or the greater evil. But I'm determined to put an end to whatever it may be.
Astrology Says:
Interpretation of the 0° Libra symbolic degree
"A man with a pistol in each hand walks in a barren land, unaware that he is followed by a man holding a sword."
Drink of choice is Stone Owl Stoat.
I picked up my helmet at the gift shop in the Botheringham's enthusiasts club.
Last Laugh origin madlib:
When Last Laugh was a baby he was found in a (place), where a meteor had recently (verb past tense). two (plural noun) that found him took him as their own. They learned he was from the (noun) of (fictional place), and that he was the (superlative adjective) of his kind.
When Last Laugh was a little older he (verb past tense) the murder of his (noun), this experience was the reason he swore revenge on (plural noun).
As a teenager he is bitten by a radioactive (noun), this has given him the (adjective) ability to (verb). His uncle (male name) always told him, "With (adjective) power, comes great (noun)"
While working on a (noun) Last Laugh was pelted by (Greek letter)-rays. Ever since if he becomes (adjective) he will transform into a large, (color) monstrosity that will (verb) the town with the power of a (noun).
having (verb past tense) (number) comics in a single sitting to win a (noun), this (adjective) man suffered (body-part) damage and appeared directly thereafter as - the Last Laugh!
Today Last Laugh has an alter-ego, the (adjective)-mannered (male name) (sur-name). (same male name) works as a (occupation) at the (institution/corporation/organization). He has (plural noun) for a woman named (female name) (surname) but she is only (adjective) for Last Laugh.
In a world where the setting varies between character descriptions one man stands alone in his struggle against the forces of... whatever.
Those strangers out there are up to something. I'm not sure what it is there up to, I don't know if it's for the greater good... or the greater evil. But I'm determined to put an end to whatever it may be.
Astrology Says:
Interpretation of the 0° Libra symbolic degree
"A man with a pistol in each hand walks in a barren land, unaware that he is followed by a man holding a sword."
Drink of choice is Stone Owl Stoat.
I picked up my helmet at the gift shop in the Botheringham's enthusiasts club.
They carry 1 parrot feather charm, 1 pocket watch, 1 tricorn hat and 1 cat-o-nine tails.
Achievements:(21 total)
Areas explored: 3708 (102.2% of island) HP Healed: 1088 Trading Points: 414 Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman) Wailing Damage: 1182 Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal) Mentioned in 0 profile The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011. Alcohol Brewed: 0 Alcohol Drunk: 115 Heads Collected: 0 Fruit Juiced: 562 Successful Possessions: 48 Tracks Found: 102 Fires Started: 5 Fires Extinguished: 1 Items Buried: 102 Items Found: 4552 Jungle Chopped: 960 Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate) Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate) Signposts Built: 2 Signposts Smashed: 0 Treasures Found: 6 (added 2014-07-14) NPC kills: 269; last kill: giant spider Animals: 268 Shamans: 1 Traders: 0 Natives killed: 110; last kill: Scaramouche Raktam: 15 Dalpok: 37 Wiksik: 21 Rakmogak: 37 Outsiders killed: 110; last kill: Sergeant Preston Derby: 26 Durham: 24 York: 26 Shipwreck: 33 Raktam: 1 |
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Skills:
Basic language
- Understand the smaller words of foreign languagesAdvanced language
- Better understanding of foreign languagesExpert language
- Full comprehension of foreign languagesForeign Writing
- Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood
Foreign Speech
- Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understoodPirate speech
- You can talk to pirates in their own unique dialect
Close quarter combat
- Gain 10% to hit with melee attacksAdvanced close quarter combat
- Gain 15% to hit with melee attacksBalanced Stance
- Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building
- Increases melee damageStamina
- Increases max HP by 20
Ghostly whisper
- Allows spirits to communicateHaunting scream
- Attract other spirits and scare the livingShocking shriek
- Scare nearby living playersBanshee wail
- Frighten living players further away
Possession
- Be able to possess the bodies of the livingForceful possession
- Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living
Haunting
- Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.
Exploration
- Helps you remember some of the places you've beenCartography
- Stops you forgetting where you've visited
Trekking
- Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming
- Faster movement through water
Survival - Firecraft
- Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires
Basic tracking
- With some difficulty, you can track animals and peopleAdvanced tracking
- You can track animals and people who were here recentlyExpert tracking
- You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.Tracking mastery
- Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Clan leadership
- Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one
Sixth sense
- Sense presence of and hear spiritsPsychic recognition
- Lets you recognise active spirits
Haggling
- Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Digging
- Can dig deep holes.
Agriculture
- Gives you a better chance of getting things to grow
Native knowledge
- Outsiders gain basic native knowledge
Triage
- Be able to tell who is most injuredFirst aid
- Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Firearms training
- Gain 20% on firearms attacksAdvanced firearms training
- Gain another 20% on firearms attacks
This character has been idle since 2024-10-30.