Nick Soapdish

Nick Soapdish

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2006-05-14
Died: 288 times (last time was 2012-06-03 11:35, killed by a tiger)
Level: 38
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen


Upon crash landing on the island of Shartak, Nick Soapdish took to his favorite hobby of collecting and licking the various indegenous psychedelic frogs he found in the jungle. One day, a coconut fell from a tree and landed on Nick's head just as he was about to sample a bright orange āBufonidaeā€ frog, accidentally causing him to bite down hard and ingest the small amphibian. The poison from its skin became permanently lodged in Nick's spinal column, leaving him in a perpetual state of hallucination. Nick wandered far from the shipwreck, slaying many of the hellish demons and other fell creatures that seemed to suddenly inhabit the island.

Towards the end of that year, Nick staggered into Santa's grotto. Believing Santa's gift of 40 gold coins to actually be a gift of 40 melting snakes, Nick drew his cutlass and slew the jolly elf...twice. Through the magic of Christmas, Santa's spirit left his body and merged with that of Nick's. Unfortunately, the sudden cross between the kind giving saint and a ruthless hallucinating pirate led to an unstoppable killing spree that spanned the entire island of Shartak. Nick decided to kill anyone he found on his naughty list, which consisted of one word he had scrawled on his hand with dirt: "Everyone."

A year went by, and Nick again stumbled upon a crowded Santa's grotto. He lay in wait for Santa to appear, mumbling incoherently about revenge and gingerbread. When Santa did finally arrive, he offered Nick the solitary gift of a crab, explaining that it was because Nick had been so naughty. Nick savagely murdered Santa again, as quickly as he could. The curse was ended, and Nick was finally freed from the spirit of Christmas.

Soapdish wandered off into the jungle, his long quest completed. Just as he lay down to sleep for the first time in a year and a half, his crab began to speak to him. "I need you to kill 100 people from every village." Not being one to argue, Nick slowly nodded in agreement. He placed the crab on his shoulder (to better hear its commands), grabbed his trusty cutlass and loped off into the night.

Died: (last time was 2009-02-17 01:28, killed by a bolt of lightning)

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Achievements:(17 total)
Old One 16 years old
Areas explored: 1962 (54.1% of island)
HP Healed: 0
Trading Points: 147
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 404
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 44; last kill: bat
 Animals: 44
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 348; last kill: Wambayak
 Raktam: 119
 Dalpok: 118
 Wiksik: 103
 Rakmogak: 8
Outsiders killed: 376; last kill: Jimmy Turpin
 Derby: 105
 Durham: 100
 York: 100
 Shipwreck: 71
NPC kills (detailed):
large stag6
small deer3
wild boar3
guard dog3
large deer2
zombified wild boar1


This character has been idle since 2012-06-04.

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