Avatar for Hyensteria

Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2020-03-01
Died: 22 times (last time was 2020-05-26 02:05, killed by a elephant)
Level: 10
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=26315
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/26315


You see nothing ]Oh yeah, better get special, 'kay so Hyensteria is a Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Welding Torch and a Lump Hammer, has Googly Stick-On Eyes, is covered with Flammable Fabric, and runs on Kitchen Scraps. (Force: 5 Handling: 6 Weaponry: 5) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=Hyensteria Build your Battle Robot. This one's not doing so well.[Or if you prefer, Hyensteria is a Human-Sized Blob that eats Trees, dissolves in Water, has Crablike Pincers and four Extra Limbs, and can Change Shape. (Strength: 3 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 3) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Hyensteria Unleash your Giant Battle Monster. It's up to you.[Your guess is as good as mine, for all we know Hyensteria...[ is a Chocolate-Eating Love Monkey with a Battle Rating of 3.6. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=Hyensteria Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey. ]Will arm wrestle for alcohol.[

You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2020-05-04 20:37) ]OmFgD, Celine Dion, turn that $#!+ up.[
Hyensteria starts acting very strangely. (2020-05-04 20:38) ]Who could tell, really.[
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. Hyensteria falls to the floor screaming and crying (2020-05-04 20:38) ]I thought I was ready to process Taco Bell again after so long, I was so wrong.[

They carry 1 tricorn hat, 1 cat-o-nine tails and 1 silver skull cross.

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Achievements:(3 total)
Shartak Probie 2 years old
Areas explored: 418 (11.5% of island)
HP Healed: 1
Trading Points: 40
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 8
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 9
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 1
Items Found: 38
Jungle Chopped: 109
Parrots Tamed: 1
Monkeys Tamed: 0
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 7
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 41; last kill: bat
 Animals: 41
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 3; last kill: Etherdrifter
 Raktam: 1
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 1
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 0
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 0
NPC kills (detailed):
large stag8
wild boar3
small deer2
ferocious tiger1
giant spider1
guard dog1
large deer1


This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

This character has been idle since 2020-05-25.

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