Bobby the Hatchet

Bobby the Hatchet

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Home: Rakmogak
Been on the island since 2010-01-27
Died: 74 times (last time was 2012-06-03 08:15, killed by a shargle)
Level: 34
Class: Cannibal (native)
Primary Clan: Headhunters
Secondary Clan: The Rakmogaki Collective


They call me a monster...they are wrong...I am a thousand of them.

A violent, yet charismatic warrior, covered in scars and tattooed serpents. The gentleman stalks the wastelands with a blackened, bloodied hatchet and bolo knife, looking for stragglers.

Abandoned in the mountains as a small boy with nothing more than a woodsman's hatchet, he was taken in by a family of cave bears. The feral child grew to embrace the ways of the wilderness, killing and thriving off the land. When his wild family was hunted down by soldiers, he slaughtered the men in their camp as they slept and fled under a hail of gunfire and guard dogs to the underground caves and the island of Rakmogak. It was there, in the wild jungles of Skull Island, that he carved out a living until at last it was time to wander.

In peace, the mongrel butcher can be a bright and gregarious gentleman; in war, a fierce combatant. He strives to honor the way of the warrior in all things, following his own twisted code of chivalry. Do not be deceived though, his veins flow with the blood of Knygathin Zhaum. Those who persecute his people and dishonor the native ways will be met with extreme brutality, ritual feasting and beheading.

Previous campaigns include the Wiksik War, Destroying Derby, The Battle of Wicksick Island, Death Aid 2010 and the Bludgeon of Mal Contest.

Also here is an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, an alligator, and an alligator.

You attack the zombified werewolf with a bolo knife for 3 damage. It dies. You gain 28 XP.
To your horror, the corpse of the zombified werewolf gets back up and carries on with what it was doing... attacking you!

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads "Wicksick Island". Underneath is a crude native drawing of stick men waving machetes and dancing around a fire. It is signed "Skull Face".

Santa says, "You've been quite naughty this year! Playing hide the mango again, are we?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! I don't have a small trinket so go and buy yourself something nice from your trader instead."
Santa gives you 15 gold coins and a mango.

Wearing: a ferocious tiger claw necklace, a bear-skin cloak, a zombified werewolf-skin loincloth, a hungry alligator-skin belt and several poisonous snakes.

Carved into his chest is the powerful sigil of the bear claw.

A gruesome skull is branded into his right forearm.

His pack displays many skulls, heads and scalps in various states of decomposition. You see a blackened, bloodied hatchet, seven broken heavy sword handles, a dark, crazy head with a swastika tattooed on the forehead, a cannibal hunter's head, full of feathers, a head that's cute as a button, a grizzled, unshaven, bear of a mercenary's head, a deforester's head, the cloaked head of a Wiksik king, a robot's head, a John Wayne head with an eyepatch, a poisonous soldier's head, the head of a Dalpok lord, a mercenary's business card, the head of a French baron, a bastard's head, a head spilling sand, the head of a hero of the beach, a leaky head, a blue scalp, a Snake Plissken head, a bitchin' neckbeard, a disheveled GSUC head, a jolly, fat head with a bushy beard, a feral zombie's head, a cannibal cave dwarf's head, an astronaut's helmet, a long, blonde nurse's scalp, a dark, translucent ghost's scalp, a scrap of uniform from the Aotearoa Expeditionary Force, a deforesting road worker's head, a wolf's head, a war bear's head, a demon god's head, the head of a Dalpoki concubine, the white facemask of a Philosophe Knight, a buffalo's head, an angel's head, a kraken hunter's head, an Empress of the Mountain's head, a lawless head, a dwarf's head, a lama's head, a preacher's head, a sentient pear, a dog's head, a pair of wise dice, a silky fair scalp, a black tooth, a dirty head, Simon's head, the severed tongue, scalp and head of a goomba, a moderately prodigious head and a native serial killer's head.

They carry 1 plain wooden cup, 1 parrot feather charm, 6 skulls, 1 bolo knife, 1 ornate staff, 1 wild boar tusk necklace and 1 skull staff.

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Achievements:(17 total)
Alligator Hunter - Bronze Monkey Hunter - Bronze Novice Healer 13 years old
Areas explored: 1751 (48.3% of island)
HP Healed: 1094
Trading Points: 178
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 12
Ritual Feasts: 353 (330 own kills)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 0
Heads Collected: 73
Fruit Juiced: 45
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 38
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 36
Items Found: 312
Jungle Chopped: 204
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 10
Signposts Smashed: 2
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 125; last kill: ferocious tiger
 Animals: 124
 Shamans: 1
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 60; last kill: Isolation
 Raktam: 12
 Dalpok: 19
 Wiksik: 23
 Rakmogak: 6
Outsiders killed: 80; last kill: Fester Shinetop
 Derby: 33
 Durham: 12
 York: 24
 Shipwreck: 11
NPC kills (detailed):
small deer7
ferocious tiger7
large stag3
large deer3
wild boar2
hungry alligator2
zombified tiger2
guard dog1
zombified alligator1
zombified werewolf1


This character has been idle since 2012-05-30.

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