Xenu of Teegeeack

Avatar for Xenu of Teegeeack

Home: York
Been on the island since 2018-10-03
Died: 12 times (last time was 2024-07-14 07:18 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a machete)
Level: 9
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Church of Scientology
Secondary Clan: Alestair Crowley and the Devil's Disciples
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=25925
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/25925

Description:

Khal Athrokhar what's it like being a CUNT? I'm very interested.

75,000,000 years ago, Xenu headed the Galactic Federation, which was an organization of 76 planets that had already existed for 20,000,000 years. The planets were suffering a tremendous problem with overpopulation. Xenu's draconian solution to the matter was to gather large numbers of people, kill them, freeze their thetans (souls), and transport the frozen thetans to Earth, which they called Teegeeack. The thetans were left in the vicinity of volcanoes, which were, in turn, destroyed in a series of nuclear explosions.

Members of the galactic Federation eventually rebelled against Xenu, fighting him for six years before he was finally captured and imprisoned on a planet that today is barren desert. Within the "mountain trap" on this unnamed world, Xenu still lives.

And has escaped! Later losers!

DAVID MISCAVIGE & TOM CRUISE ARE DICKS!!!

L. Ron Hubbard is however one damn impressive earthling.




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Achievements:(6 total)
6 years old
Areas explored: 26 (0.7% of island)
HP Healed: 152
Trading Points: 1
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 9
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 8
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 284
Jungle Chopped: 0
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 0
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 8; last kill: guard dog
 Animals: 8
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 1; last kill: Cletus
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 1
Outsiders killed: 12; last kill: Al Statist
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 1
 York: 7
 Shipwreck: 4
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
guard dog7
parrot1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2024-10-11.

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