An inanimate doll announced as god by the Prophet Edward. Mr. Fropsy is assumed to be not just and avatar of god, but the true image of god Himself, and it is also believed that god's true name is Mr. Fropsy. People have claimed Edward is a psychopath and a crackhead, but Edward simply tells them to smell his farts! How wise Edward is, most clever, most revered!
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SillyLillyPwotter says �hi, quite a lovely spot you have found for yourself.” (2009-01-13 20:15)
SillyLillyPwotter says “I have wanted to speak some business interests...” (2009-01-13 20:16)
SillyLillyPwotter looks right and left, slightly concerned. (2009-01-13 20:17)
SillyLillyPwotter says “i was looking forward to desert conversation last week, but it seems you have trained your "handlers" quite well” (2009-01-13 20:18)
SillyLillyPwotter whispers, "I am not one to do things fast and sloppy. I like to take my time and enjoy it." (2009-01-13 20:19)
SillyLillyPwotter says “a luxury... oddly enough, I am willing to pay for.” (2009-01-13 20:22)
SillyLillyPwotter kicks her legs and holds herself close, but not too close as she continues. (2009-01-13 20:23)
SillyLillyPwotter says “I want to hire you.” (2009-01-13 20:27)
SillyLillyPwotter says “since I do not like anyone else's rules, I will make up my own.” (2009-01-13 20:30)
SillyLillyPwotter gives you 100 gold coins. (2009-01-13 20:30)
SillyLillyPwotter says “money” (2009-01-13 20:30)
SillyLillyPwotter gives you 100 gold coins. (2009-01-13 20:30)
SillyLillyPwotter says “buys” (2009-01-13 20:31)
SillyLillyPwotter gives you 100 gold coins. (2009-01-13 20:31)
SillyLillyPwotter says “####'s” (2009-01-13 20:31)
SillyLillyPwotter gives you 100 gold coins. (2009-01-13 20:31)
SillyLillyPwotter says “####” (2009-01-13 20:31)
SillyLillyPwotter gives you 100 gold coins. (2009-01-13 20:32)
SillyLillyPwotter says “for two weeks, killed once a day or more.” (2009-01-13 20:32)
SillyLillyPwotter says “if you manage to make it "flavourfull" I will pay you another 500 gold at the end.” (2009-01-13 20:33)
SillyLillyPwotter says “that is what I have offered to you. What do you say ?” (2009-01-13 20:34)
SillyLillyPwotter says “Actually, I will make it easy. If you can't do it, just pay me the gold back and we are square.” (2009-01-13 20:35)
SillyLillyPwotter says “If you think you are "upto it", I will require you to stop killing Twist, SoS and myself for that time.” (2009-01-13 20:36)
SillyLillyPwotter giggles (2009-01-13 20:38)
SillyLillyPwotter mocks herself saying, "if you are 'UPTO' it..." (2009-01-13 20:39)
SillyLillyPwotter says “I will not make any assumptions while you are neck deep in the icy, cold water... afterall I am not a mean person.” (2009-01-13 20:40)
SillyLillyPwotter flashes Mr.Fropsy a smile. (2009-01-13 20:40)
SillyLillyPwotter leans in close. Speaking right to Mr.Fropsy's closed lips she says,"you wanna play with me? Just try to keep up" (2009-01-13 20:43)
SillyLillyPwotter swims back away from Mr.Fropsy a bit and smiles again, a bit of an evil glint in her eye. (2009-01-13 20:44)
SillyLillyPwotter says “I believe you will know where to find me.” (2009-01-13 20:45)
SillyLillyPwotter gracefully dives under the water... a few moments later you see her emerge near the shore and walk off towards town. (2009-01-13 20:46)
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You climb inside.
You say “MISS SILLY PWOTTER... THINE FUNDS WERE GENEROUS FOR THE UPSTARTING OF THE BANK OF FROPSY, VERILY THINE WILL SHALL BE SERVED...”
You say “AND FOR MY FELLOW DEMON GOD BEELZEBUB... THE MATTER HAD BEEN RESOLVED DAYS AGO...”
You say “VERILY THINE CONTRACT SHALL BE FULFILLED...”
You say “CONSIDER YOURSELF A CONVERT TO THE WORSHIP OF FROPSY... GET ON YOUR KNEES, CHILD, SO THAT I MAY MAKE THE HONORARY STAB INTO YOUR NECK...”
Mr. Fropsy walks up to SillyLillyPwotter, a conservative three feet shorter than her, but still brings her down to the ground through his holy might, and blesses her with a bite mark in the neck
Mr. Fropsy then #### #### into her ####
You say “ACCEPT THE CHRISTENING... OF THE MISTER FROPSY... CHILD...”
Mr. Fropsy adds, if you can do stuff like that, so can I. Hmph.
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Found and killed ####.
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Mr. Fropsy reappears after the fateful introduction, and divulges this information:
Mr. Fropsy says in a rough demonic voice, ON TUESDAY VERILY DID FROPSY EAT THE FLESH OF STAN666, WHO IS A CHILD OF SATAN HIMSELF... IF STAN BECOMES A CONVERT I CANNOT CONTINUE THIS TARGETED PURGING...