Clan : Respectable White Men

This is an exclusive club for anyone who is respectable and happens to also be a white male. Anglo-Saxon Protestantism is preferred, but not required. Together we will gather at our secret club house, revel in the power and righteousness of materialism, capitalism, and democracy, and claim as much of the island as we can, as per our sacred manifest destiny.
As it is, the savages seem to control the island. In my shining white wisdom, I deem this: unacceptable.