David Starkey

David Starkey

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Home: York
Been on the island since 2007-04-07
Died: 4 times (last time was 2009-03-19 21:40 at the hands of Jason Voorhees, killed by a machete)
Level: 0
Class: Explorer (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=9362
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/9362

Description:

His mission: to compile a complete history of the isle of Shartak

His only weapon: sheer abrasiveness... and great enthusiasm for his subject

*EDIT*
His two weapons: sheer abrasiveness and enthusiasm. And being a died-in-the-pink, flaming QUEER. OMFG.

*EDIT*
His three weapons: abrasiveness, enthusiasm, and homosexuality. And the powers vested within him by Radio 4.

*EDIT*
Amonst his many weapons: abrasiveness, enthusiasm, homosexuality, Radio 4 backing, and a ragtag group of mercaneries known only as UKTV History...


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Achievements:(18 total)
Old One 17 years old
Areas explored: 0 (0.0% of island)
HP Healed: 0
Trading Points: 1
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 0
 Animals: 0
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 0
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 0

This character has been idle since 2009-04-05.

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