"Woof?" Barks a puppy behind you.

You see a brown puppy with a little wagging tail and sharp teeth. He comes over and licks your finger, before gnawing on it. You notice, amidst the blood and finger, the left side of a bell on his collar. Around his neck on a little string is a Boar Bone and a Large Stag Bone, numerous feathers and a monkey finger. You wonder how it got all of these items before realizing it the puppy has just bitten off your hand.
This puppy like pirates, for they smell like a rotting carcass and this puppy loves smelly food.
You notice a bag on the dog in the form of a backpack. As you open it up, you see a large number of mango's. You wonder how a dog of its size could have gotten all those mango's, and as you go to leave, you realize the dog has gnawed off your legs. You also notice a number of daggers in the bag, but you don't see them for long before the puppy literally eats your face off.

Hey, think about it. At least you tasted alright. And thats coming from a puppy.