Commodore Jacobi came to this island a very long time ago to find his pirate brother, Captain Jacobi. Landing on the wrong side of the island, Commodore Jacobi struck out to help the people around him. He joined the Durham Pistoleers in hope he could cull the violence plauging the city. When things seemed fine, strife became more prominent. In order to help out the people, Commodore Jacobi ran for governor of Durham. During his term, almost nothing got done, but he accepted his position as a way to stop anarchy. After stepping down, Commodore Jacobi began to help the Creedians, but little got done by him. He now spends his time attempting to bring Durham back to what it was, trying to bring it back to a society that trusted its government and police. Otherwise he spends his time talking to others and hunting in the jungle. He still has not found his brother, Captain Jacobi.

Lately he has found Durham covered in the mad ranting messages of the Native spooge and their spoogeforms. Determined to see Durham free of this sticky tyranny, he has made it is his quest to wage a holy cleansing war against their depravity and raise up Durham once again as a model city for all the prudes. As it looks like he and the spoogeforms are the only people left on the Island, it will be a Great Society of one.