Psychoyote

Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2020-04-16 19:19)
Dunjk attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. You die. (2020-04-16 19:19)
Dunjk collects the head of Psychoyote. (2020-04-16 19:20)
Dunjk says �Hm, I see nothing special indeed.” (2020-04-16 19:20)
{Yeah I do gotta get ta work on that, hmmm...,}

{Hey Djunk, how about Psychoyote is a Robot that bristles with Antennae, has a Hovercraft Cushion, runs on Solar Power, is Very Slow, and jams Radio Transmissions. (Force: 6 Handling: 2 Weaponry: 0) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=Psychoyote Build your Battle Robot. How's that sound?}

{Oh yeah, #BeastMode? Psychoyote is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that has a mean Left Hook, Screeches when Angry, and lives beneath New York. (Strength: 4 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 2) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Psychoyote Unleash your Giant Battle Monster.}

You hear anaalipunktio whisper “Hello young one. ” (2020-04-18 16:56) {Flattered, if only he knew.}
You hear anaalipunktio whisper “Let's kill and eat them all!” (2020-04-18 16:56) {But he's got good ideas.}

{Or could it be just that Psychoyote is a Kebab-Eating Cave Monkey with a Battle Rating of 3.7. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=Psychoyote Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey. Pvp me there too.}

{Tom BruisedEgo Pseudologist, you'll never get anywhere real in life with an outlook like that. I hope you're restricting this side of yourself to MMOGs at least. Still, talk to someone. I've taken the liberty of feedbacking your chosen expression/s btw. Clean up. People kill and be killed in this game, if you can't handle that maturely, take a break.}

Since your last move:
Shroombaker gives you a bottle of pumpkin juice. (2020-04-30 14:09) {Uh, yummy?}
Shroombaker says “Greetings, Psychoyote. Please be kind in York. The Trading Post is open to all.” (2020-04-30 14:10) {I make no guarantees, but I won't kill Peaceful Intenders.}
Shroombaker swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2020-04-30 14:10) {Thanks for that.}

Dam Frawd fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. You die. (2020-04-30 23:34) {That's why I say, hey man, nice shot.}
Dam Frawd says “York is not a resturant. Go elsewhere to dine you lazy cannibal.” (2020-04-30 23:35) {But I need the lazy foods.}
Dam Frawd collects your skull for a future pigion perch (2020-04-30 23:35) {Oh I like this one, but I think my skull would make a much better nacho bowl.}
Dam Frawd attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. You die. (2020-05-03 20:33)
Dam Frawd says “Nuh gerorr. Yun wuhrar wuhnuh. Puthrararshur ING wuhshur'thi cuar ethuh. Arething cuinglun ar nuh wuhlunorreth ing Yunrar. Ger ethetheth thi dunuh.” with a slight accent. (2020-05-03 20:35) {Uhhh what? What you got wedged in your mouth there. Do I even wanna know?}
Since your last move:
You hear Dam Frawd whisper “I see you have killed in York again. You were warned..” (2020-05-09 18:17) {Warned? You were Munushushering at me, mouthfulla starfish or something.}
Dam Frawd cuts your head off with a rusty cutlass (2020-05-09 18:19) {Hey. That's my schtick.}
Dam Frawd says “what a fine signpost this skull will make” (2020-05-09 18:20) {Make it a one-way, or Yield, Stop signs are so severe.}