Grabass McFlintlock

[profile]gridflay[/profile]. I'm in!
STALKING THROUGH THE PUTRID SHARTAK MIST YOU SEE THE RUEFUL VISAGE OF GRABASS MCFLINTLOCK.

WATCH OUT! HE'LL GRAB YER ASS!!!

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Here are a number of treasure chests, most of which are open and ransacked but there are a few that aren't so empty.

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “If t' [profile]Boffking[/profile] dasn't quit shakin' 't down th' gangplank that way, I be gonna t' grab his ass! - Grabass McFlintlock”.

Here you can see Boffking.

You say “Aye! I be standin' starboard behind ye!”
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Grabass saves Little Bunny Foo Foo from a taeiger.

You say “Ye be saved! T' th' victor belongs th' spoils, baby. ”

Grabass McFlintlock grabs Little Bunny Foo Foo's ass until his hand gets numb. Then he switches hands.

[profile]Gorry Louis[/profile] thanks ye 4 th' heals Gorry. Ye saved me from a watery grave!

Since your last move:
Barber Surgeon O'Neil says, "Sorry. I don't have any faks Snatch-bottom McNaughty." (2017-01-13 00:44)

At the Shipwreck: You say "Miriam, I be gonna grab yer arse until th' cows come homeport!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya scurvy dog!"

Grabass McFlintlock grabs Miriam's ass continually for several days until he spots some bovines walking up the trail.

Since your last move:
The Golf Pro says "Hey, Assman McGrabby, There be lots of gold buried down south." (2016-06-03 23:26)

Since your last move:
Isiah Osiris Hand says "She must be poor if she's a todger dodging cabin boy" (2016-05-15 22:03)
Graagh says "Shall we begin?" (2016-05-16 00:27)
Graagh kills Shroombaker with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:28)
Grabass McFlintlock starts acting very strangely. (2016-05-16 00:30)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. Grabass McFlintlock grabs the ass of Graagh (2016-05-16 00:30)
Graagh kills Isiah Osiris Hand with a machete. (2016-05-16 00:30)
Graagh attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2016-05-16 00:30)
You hear Graagh whisper “That's quite enough assgrabbing sir!” (2016-05-16 00:31)
Graagh uses a healing herb on you and restores 3 health. (2016-05-16 00:31)
Graagh kills Barber Surgeon O'Neil with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:33)
Graagh kills Scotty Damnation with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:36)
Graagh kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:37)
Graagh kills Doc Rockwell with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:40)
Graagh says “That was exhausting. And the fungi hangover's gonna be murder. Still worth it.” (2016-05-16 00:41)
[profile]Graagh[/profile] says “This has been fun but I've got to be going. Sorry about the mess.” (2016-05-16 00:45)
Graagh drinks a bottle of fungi juice and dies from its effect. (2016-05-16 00:45)

Graagh, you got some real problems!!! Why did you even heal me?!! Now I be all alone with this crazy arse [profile]Cabin Boy Kate[/profile] dockyard streetwalker who be tryin' t'wail me 'till puss be shootin' outta me hindquarters! An' fer future reference, when ye ask a swashbuckler, "Shall we begin," ye wait for a afted damn answer! And that answer be NO!