Here you see Krug.
Krug is hungry.

Krug is on a mighty quest to find the tasty meat that will sate his mighty hunger.
Meats Krug Has Tasted
Darwin Saint-Luke. Taste like local meat. Krug still hungry!
Josiah Winthrop. Taste like mouldy outsider book. Krug still hungry!
Preacher. Taste so bad Krug almost could not swallow. Krug still hungry!
Averall Dalton. Taste too salty. Krug still hungry!
Heretic Raex. Taste very salty. Krug wonder if all pirates salty. Krug still hungry!
emmmmmm. Taste juicy but too small to satisfy Krug. Krug still hungry!
Broomhead. Taste weak because Krug kill meat when it was weak. Krug still hungry!
joef1day. Taste good like jungle boar but far too small. Krug want feast not snack. Krug still hungry!
dae251. Young meat is tender but too small. Krug still hungry!
Mr Swinger. Krug must have had too many fungi brews because Krug can't remember. Krug still hungry!
Last Laugh. Taste funny in a bad way. Krug still hungry!
Leaky Bocks. Taste divine. But not enough to satisfy Krug so Krug still hungry!
The Hierophant. Look like exotic meat but taste like local meat. Krug still hungry!
Baron Munchhausen. Krug learn better meat is born that way. But Krug's hunger is more than a baron's worth. Krug still hungry!
The Sniper. Hit the spot but too small to put much of a dent in Krug's mighty hunger. Krug still hungry!
Deus257. Taste good but not enough to satisfy Krug's mighty hunger. Krug still hungry!
Labaan Hargessa. Krug try salty meat once more. Krug still dislike salty meat. Krug still hungry!
punklover. Confused meat hurt Krug. Krug learn confused meat taste bad. Krug still hungry!
Stitch9. Nothing special. Krug still hungry!
the signpost. Taste like tree. Krug no leaf eater. Krug still hungry!
Lord Aldor. Taste very rich. Give Krug tummy ache. Krug still hungry!
Princess Bubblegum. Sweet and chewy but not filling. Krug still hungry!
Budd Dwyer. Rich but not filling. Krug still hungry!
Noahsan. Vengeance is tasty but not filling. Krug still hungry!
John Brewman. Weak meat tasty but then make Krug head hurt. Krug still hungry!
Eris. Small salty meat was never going to satisfy Krug. Krug still hungry!
Fester Shinetop. Old weak meat that Krug stumbled across was not filling. Krug still hungry!
Sidney. Old weak meat did not sate Krug's mighty hunger. Krug still hungry!
mouse. Small meat was never going to fill Krug up. Krug still hungry!
J. Robert Oppenheimer. Smart meat left me with an increased intellect though I find myself still quite hungry.
Nemo. Young salty meat was light snack. Krug still hungry!
mexkrax. Lightly salted meat is good but Krug still hungry!
Getsome Food. Krug pay 10 gold and dine in. Krug pay too much because Krug still hungry!
Fish Oil. Elders were right. Krug is stronger but Krug still hungry!
Yorkie. Snackmeat good. But Krug need more than one to sate Krug's mighty hunger. Krug still hungry!
Bonz. Krug work hard for kill but salty meat not enough to sate Krug's hunger. That makes Krug sad. Krug still hungry!
Azak. Salty snackmeat. So small. Krug still hungry!
The High Priestess. Confused meat attack Krug. Krug put things right and eat meat. But meat was small so Krug still hungry!
Captain Phish. Snackmeat was salty but not filling. Krug still hungry!
Winter Withers. Meat may have been in disguise. But Cloud Flicker may have been in disguise too. Cloud Flicker still hungry!
Details. Old, weak injured meat was a tasty snack. But so old, weak and injured that Krug still hungry!
Scientist Roger. Plain meat did little to satisfy Krug's mighty hunger. Krug still hungry!
Gol D. Roger. Salty meat mostly eaten before Krug kill. Not enough left for Krug. Krug still hungry!
Ada Lovelace. Confused meat attacked Krug so Krug eat yet more salty meat. Too young to be filling. Krug still hungry!
Gol D. Roger. Confused salty meat attacked Krug. Krug showed meat proper way of things. Krug not interested in eating same meat twice but lesson was important. Krug eat salty meat but Krug still hungry!
Ada Lovelace. Meat attack Krug again. Krug eat meat again. Weak salty meat not tasty. Krug not happy. Krug still hungry!
Eric Draven. Krug find Snackmeat near death. Krug snack but gain little nourishment. Krug will have to taste again when meat has become strong. Krug still hungry!
Abel Roberts. Look like Krug was in for feast but Krug find weak meat. Krug still hungry!
Fluffhead. Krug eat strange meat. Krug still hungry!
Karaks. Krug eat bland meat. Krug still hungry!
Sonic33. Krug have snack. Krug still hungry!
Frogl. Krug have entrée that was good but not filling. Krug still hungry!
Pelleas. Krug have main course of Enemy of Rakmogak. Meat took a lot of energy to subdue so Krug still hungry!
Dr. Horrible. Krug select Meat as gift as Fat Red Saint was not home. Meat look filling but taste bad. So very very bad. Krug should have waited for crab. Krug still hungry!
Edwin. Krug broke his mighty sword on meat that Krug found to be not worth a mighty sword. Krug still hungry!
zjeqel. Krug not eat for long time. Krug so hungry. Krug want mighty meat but find nothing so special. Krug find meat already weak. Filthy silverback had first bites. Not enough left for Krug's mighty hunger. Krug still hungry!
John Cutter. Krug think maybe lots of chopping jungle mean big tasty meat but Krug not feel stronger. Maybe Krug is stronger but only for chopping jungle? Krug disappointed. Krug no jungle chopper because Krug no leaf eater. Krug still hungry!
Aurora Dawn. Krug teach meat right way of things. Meat doesn't kill Krug and not eat. Krug kills meat and then eats. But Krug find teaching not as filling as he wants. Krug still hungry!
Joshua Abraham Norton. Krug sought feast in Fat Red Saints home but find only this weak meat. Krug feel all peaceful and weak after eating weak peaceful meat. Krug seeks mighty meat not this. Krug still hungry!
Magnus Pike. Look like meat but taste like leaf. Krug learn GE BAD. Krug no leaf eater. Krug still hungry!
The Dublin Duke. Krug expect exotic first class meat. Krug get bland snackmeat. Krug still hungry!
Aphetto Kabal. Krug have full English breakfast but find he need something more to go with it. Maybe some kind of tea. Krug still hungry!
Elsie Eels. Salty meat slide down easy but Krug still prefer other exotic meat. Krug still hungry!
Inspector Marchand. It was Krug with a heavy sword who killed and ate snackmeat. Krug still hungry!
Fear Itself. Krug eat that which he does not know. Krug still hungry!
Dani al-Ghazali. Taste like wild boar. Krug no beast eater. Krug want proper meat. Krug still hungry!
Victor. Krug eat fancy meat but fancy not filling. Krug still hungry!
Homebrew Harry. Krug eat sweet meat but sobering memory of Krug breaking his mighty sword mean Krug not enjoy. Krug still hungry!
Jim Locke. Krug eat snackmeat that put hair in his teeth. Krug still hungry!
Twist. Krug still picking pink and purple bits from between his teeth. Krug still hungry!
Gidian Zedbane. Krug eat bland meat that was not filling. Krug still hungry!
Fiordiligi. Krug find breakfast waiting for him. But it only snackmeat. Krug still hungry!
Michael Leventhorp. Krug want meat. Krug find snack. Krug eat snack. Krug still hungry!
Strirdgar Maverick. Krug eat another snack. Krug still hungry!
Asmoridin. Krug visit Fat Red Saint for nice gift but once more Krug disappointed. Krug wanted meat. Krug have to gift himself meat. Krug eat strong big meat but not enough. Krug want feast. One meat not enough. Krug still hungry!
Sir Self of Wessex. Krug have second meat. Krug pick exotic meat but it taste like local meat. Krug still hungry!
Hugh Hefner. Eating old wrinkly meat make Krug more successful with ladies? Krug unconvinced. Worse. Krug still hungry!
Diana Moon Glampers. Krug eat old wrinkly snackmeat. Krug still hungry!
Broomhead. Krug taste meat again. Krug expect fine aged meat but Krug disappointed. Krug still hungry!
Baynes. Krug find Fat Red Saint dead so Krug choose own gift. Krug not choose tasty gift. Krug still hungry!
Master Dan jun Perls. Krug deserve more than one gift. Krug choose salty meat for seconds. Krug wonder where it been. Krug still hungry!
Maximillion Pike. Krug deserves many gifts. Vengeance makes dirty meat taste better but Krug still hungry!
Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove. Krug loves gifts. Krug loves meat. Krug still hungry!
Kipp. Krug have gifts of all sizes. Krug enjoy snack gift. Krug still hungry!
Shroombaker. Krug have yet another gift. Taste of fungi juice that Krug wash meat down with. Krug still hungry!
Junpei. Krug wake for feast. One meat is not feast. Krug still hungry!
Swarm. Krug traveled for feast but found only this one meat. Krug still hungry!