Born and raised on his father's plantation in India, William Williamson III enjoyed all the privileges and luxuries that came with his class of rich ponce. He travelled the countryside of India with his father, William Williamson II, and their faithful yet portly man-servant, Fat Muhammad (Translated in the local language to "over-weight supreme being), drinking the local tea, abusing the local natives and stealing all the natural supplies to send back home to Britain for his father's business: Williamson Emporium®; "We stole it, so you don't have to." He lived this way until disaster struck his life, and his world collapsed like a house made of tea-bags.

His father and he was travelling with Fat Muhammad to the local village to send an important deliver of snuff back to Britain when his car was attacked by a well-organized Tiger Guerilla Fighting Unit. (TGFU) They mauled his father right before his eyes, along with Fat Muhammad (but he didn't really care about him), leaving William alive to tell the tale. "Tell what you have seen; no-one fucks with the Tigers baby!" He returned to his home, and spent the next years of his life and most of his vast fortune investigating his father's death. Then he made a disturbing discovery. His father had been working for the TGFU, revealing the secret weakness of man; he could only move in a turn-based fashion, and this could spell the downfall of humanity. William knew what he had to do. He had to go to the Tiger's secret offshore base, on the mysterious island of Shartak, and stop them; One tiger at a time. He left his wife, who he completely ignored due to his obsession but was pretty hot, telling her "I will return my beloved wife, and I will avenge my father, and to a lesser extent, Fat Muhammad." He set off, waiting for his destiny to unfold in front of him.

But, on the trip, disaster struck once more. A terrible storm hit his craft and he lost all his supplies of anti-tiger weaponry and snuff. Also, in the crash, he suffered a convenient head injury that meant he got amnesia. When he washed ashore, he knew nothing of who he was or where he came from, but his bracelet had been engraved with these solemn words "Kill All Tigers!" And that is exactly what he is going to do.