You see a thingummywut. An enormous monster which remains undiscovered, due to the fact that those who believe it exists are unsure whether it is a creature of myth, or a figment of their own imagination.

Long before that, however, it was a running joke revolving around an apparently insane shaman living at the top of Mount Shartak. Those who talked to him found that he had an obsession with Thingummywuts, but did not go into specifics about what exactly they are. He did say that he believes they reside near Mount Shartak, and are responsible for some sort of unspecified mischief.

Other people dismissed his claims as crazy. In a vision, the spirits said that Thingummywuts were "a combination of a lack of vocabulary in a half-senile old man, and a lifetime of misunderstood paranoia" and are "the fear that cannot be named, yet nestles deep in mankind's heart and has done for many years" The shaman discussed their existence, but was unable to make himself understood.

It was not until Shartak was thought to sink into the sea that any proof was given to the shaman's claims. When a fellow mountain dweller grew tired of the insane shaman and attacked him, one other took pity on him and defended him in a seemingly useless gesture when the shaman ran to a nearby pond. When the enraged mountain dweller was about to finish the lone defender, the shaman returned, announcing that he had found a Thingummywut.

The shaman set an unseen object on the ground and ran back to his hut. Blue flames appeared, similar to that of holy fire. Whatever it was, it towered over the enraged mountain dweller and hurled large boulders at him. Overwhelmed, the enraged mountain dweller retreated. The lone defender and the enraged mountain dweller were driven to madness at the sight of the Thingummywut, thus no living being knows what it looks like, as it usually appears to be invisible, according to the insane shaman who no longer lives.