Arrg, I be Baily Krakenheart, wonder of the seven seas, charmer of many women, wrestler of many squid.

I don't have a peg-leg like many pirates, because i'm sculpted of pure stone, and pure stone doesn't crumble that easily. Both of my eyes are made of glass, magical glass, argg, yes, the port whores, they be a cruel mistress.

Krakenheart is a family name, you see, going way back to Elliott Krakenheart, my great, great, great grandfather who was tragically blown up due to a gas leak in a mine. Argg, they never used canaries, they just sent him down with a lantern and told him to poke about.

So I travel the many seas, a woman to keep me company at each port, and I pass the time by punching squids right in the eye. Sometimes you need to get a little pistol action going, but behold! The sea be as cruel as the port whores. Salt water in my barrel. Arrgg, tis' rusted beyond repair.

One day my ship, 'The harbinger', was floating about the sea and then it crashed into some rocks. All me crew was dead, but I got right back up and found a squid to harass! Tis' a tale to be told around the fireside. Me, a cutlass, a bottle of rum, and what I think was a squid. Right into the twilight we were, but the suction cups! Argg, those suckers be nothing compared to my handsome flesh!
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Aside from the many stories, he can see he wears a simple red bandanna, a kilt, a dirty white shirt, and black leather boots. He also has a badge pinned to his shirt, which reads 'Krakenheart the squid puncher!' with a picture of a green squid. He is slim, sort of dodgy looking, with fly-about black hair.