Been on the island since 2008-09-26
Died: 25 times (last time was 2009-05-17 17:14 at the hands of Grunk the Pale, killed by a machete)
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: La Famiglia di Machitty
Lasagna was a once a tough cop in the mean streets of Lancaster, PA. After his family used his status to gain control of the districts where he lived, he started to make new enemies. One fateful afternoon, he got the shit beat out of him in a dickhead Amish driveby shooting, Lasagna decided he had it quits with dickheads and wanted to move somewhere surrounded completely by water. Florida wouldn't cut it, because it's a penninsula (and it resembles a wang). Hawaii wouldn't cut it, because it's more of an archipelago than an island. So what the hell. This tough-guy Italian is living life large on a bullshit Island with the risk of getting whacked by settlers and natives alike.
Ira Wiefel says ‚Lot of guns in lancaster. Keep your head down if you ever go back. Those muzzle loaders will take parts off. For shizzle‚ÄĚ (2009-01-05 03:08)
They carry 1 tiger tooth amulet.
Real name: Lasagna Mashitty
Areas explored: 309 (8.5% of island)
HP Healed: 1173
Trading Points: 4
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 36; last kill: monkey
Natives killed: 27; last kill: lotusfield
Outsiders killed: 28; last kill: Dian Cecht
|NPC kills (detailed):|
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Ghostly whisper - Allows spirits to communicate
Haunting scream - Attract other spirits and scare the living
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Cartography - Stops you forgetting where you've visited
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming - Faster movement through water
Basic tracking - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people
Advanced tracking - You can track animals and people who were here recently
Expert tracking - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.
Tracking mastery - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Haggling - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Native knowledge - Outsiders gain basic native knowledge
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
First aid - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Firearms training - Gain 20% on firearms attacks
Advanced firearms training - Gain another 20% on firearms attacks
This character has been idle since 2009-06-04.
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