Been on the island since 2008-09-12
Died: 17 times (last time was 2009-07-11 03:05 at the hands of Vinduska, killed by a rifle)
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The International Church of the God Mr Fropsy
Former asshole pker turned good. Now under the wing of DoomGuy91 and works for the benefit of Durham.
A skinny frenchie stands meekly and seems to be bewildered by the huge jungle surrounding him. His bug-eyed face takes a glimpse of you while you are staring at him, and like a typical coward, climbs up to higher ground to avoid being harmed and subsequently taunts you in an outrageously stereotypical french accent:
I don't want to be near you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
You question the man's wavering sanity and depart. (Please)
French quips and quotes:
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.
The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." âNorman Schwartzkopf
An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." â€”Dennis Miller
Stiltskin attacks you with a shovel for 2 damage. You die. (2008-12-14 13:09)
Stiltskin lights a cigarette..."I really don't like resort to violence, Bastard, but you gave me no choice" (2008-12-14 13:30)
Wezzy Walks briskly through the meadow "Evening Miste-" (2008-12-14 20:52)
Wezzy Notices the body on the ground, fear growing in his eyes. (2008-12-14 20:52)
Wezzy says â€śHey... buddy, i dont want no troubleâ€ť (2008-12-14 20:53)
Wezzy books it out of the enclosure. (2008-12-14 20:53)
Real name: The French Guard/Soldier in Monty Python
Areas explored: 55 (1.5% of island)
HP Healed: 525
Trading Points: 1
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
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NPC kills: 6; last kill: tiger
Natives killed: 4; last kill: Memeki
Outsiders killed: 33; last kill: NekoMaid
|NPC kills (detailed):|
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Ghostly whisper - Allows spirits to communicate
Haunting scream - Attract other spirits and scare the living
Shocking shriek - Scare nearby living players
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
First aid - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Firearms training - Gain 20% on firearms attacks
Advanced firearms training - Gain another 20% on firearms attacks
This character has been idle since 2009-07-09.
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