- Oh wise racuva, why do they call you wise?
- It is not racuva they call wise, it is wise they call racuva.

- Oh wise racuva, how can you know so much?
- I know less than you think, but more than you know.

- Oh wise racuva, how can I be successful?
- To be successful you must be wise, to be wise you must be successful.

- Oh wise racuva, why do you never make sense?
- If you have to ask, then you do not understand. Do not ask and you will understand.

Hiram Israel Oates says "Oh wise racuva, what is our purpose in all this?"
You say "Seek not the purpose of life, but seek a life of purpose."

Red Eagle says �Oh wise racuva, what lurks within the mountain?
You say "Venture and you will learn what dangers lurk. Learn the dangers and you might never venture anything."

Justice Hart of York says “O Wise Racuva, are these tunnels but the bowels of the devil?” with a slight accent.
You say “They are bowels if you feel like crap; if you like exploring they are a labyrinth. Rejoice, crap-feelers, for eventually you will be pushed out; worry, explorers, for a Minotaur may be waiting for you.”

Tkltchk says “Oh wise racuva, would you go better with salt or pepper?”
You say “The cannibal who eats first and asks questions later is wise. The cannibal who asks first and eats later is famished.”

Lust says “Wise Racuva, what would do if someone gave you crabs?”
You say “Do not worry about what you would do with the crabs, worry about what the crabs would do to you.”

Cesare Sicari says “Oh wise racuva, how are a plum and a rabbit the same?” with a slight accent.
You say “If you can't say how a plum and a rabbit are the same, say how they are different. Everything you didn't mention will be your answer.”

Cesare Sicari whispers to you “Oh wise racuva, what do you think of this new whisper feature?”
You say “What you say is more important than how you say it.”

Lust says “Wise Racuva, why did the creator see fit to put us on this earth with deadly disease?”
You say “The diseases are killing us, we kill the diseases. An earth without disease is like a paradise without apples.”

oofoo makes hand gestures at Wise Racuva, suggesting that oofoo is mute but wonders something about the purpose of their existence?
wise racuva makes hand gestures to oofoo, indicating that there is no purpose in anyone's existence, but one can create [the] existence of a purpose.

The Love Pirate says “Wise racuva, why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?”
You say “Sometimes It is not that birds appear when you are near, but that you appear where there are birds. Love brings singing, but also singing can bring love.”

Monkeynuts says “Oh wise racuva, how lightly should I salt my nuts?”
You say “You should put salt on your nuts as much as you sprinkle nuts on your salt, no less, no more.”

Nihilo says “Oh Wise Racuva, what is in store for this young cannibal?”
You say “What the future holds nobody can foretell. But what the future will be anybody can help shape.”