Clan : The Pyromaniacs' Guild

"You know what you gotta do now, don't ya laddy? Burn 'em! BURN 'EM ALL!"

We like to burn stuff. All sorts of stuff. Jungle, grassland, cats, more jungle. If you like to burn stuff too, if you won't get out of bed for anything less than the smell of napalm in the mornings, then The Pyromaniacs' Guild is the clan for you. Whether you're the 'capering-madly-around-the-roaring-inferno' type, or the 'sitting-in-a-dark-room-lighting-matches' type, then The Pyromaniacs' Guild is the clan for you. If you're sat burning something right now, then The Pyromaniacs' Guild is definitely the clan for you. You need not change your daily routines in any way, other than to follow the three rules of The Pyromaniacs' Guild.

1. Burn.
2. Lots of.
3. Stuff.

Although sometimes we will try and get together and burn a great big bunch of stuff all at once.

So, remember:

We like:
- Burning stuff
- Burning great big bunches of stuff
- Burning stuff whilst laughing maniacally.

We don't like:
- Firebreaks
- Rain
- These guys